Warning! God's Judgment Is Coming! Do you fall into one or more of these?

[PeaceNikki]

If so... this dude thinks you're fucked.

* Sex Addicts
* Lewd Women (lewd men are safe, I guess?)
* Child Molesting Homosexuals (Child Molesting Heteros are safe, too, huh?)
* Pot Smoking Little Devils
* Sports Nuts
* Pencil Neck Weak Kneed Gutless Men (??)
* Rebellious Women
* Witches
* F se Religions (?)
* Two Faced People
* ... and Mormons

[Deja Q]

1. 'False religions', I presume.

Something tells me the walking ad for hair gel isn't going to be voting for Romney...

:hide:

[tool_of_the_people]

2. F se Religions (?)

I think that this must stand for False Religions.

He probably took out the "al" as he thought it might be a sin to reference Gore.

[LeftyMom]

3. Oh noes!

We're all gonna die!

[gr8dane_daddy]

4. I can claim three...

guess which three????

[tool_of_the_people]

5. how 'bout

Sex Addict
Pot Smoking Little Devil
False Religion

Am I close?

[gr8dane_daddy]

9. Two out of three aint bad...

Better than an Iraqui parlament.

[billyskank]

6. But notice, right in the centre, Money Lovers

Somebody please tell the fundies that their preferred political party are the leaders in the category of money lovers.

:eyes:

[FloridaJudy]

7. I've got eight

I never was into sports, pedophilia or the Book of Mormon.

I'm glad I follow a "false" religion. If I were a Christian, I would be so going to hell. As it is, I worry enough about being reincarnated as a puppy mill dog.

[Omphaloskepsis]

8. I will bet twenty bucks that this kid is thinking...

-My mom/dad is such a fuck.
-Who the fuck would think this haircut looks good?
-I hope my boyfriend never sees this picture.

[GOPisEvil]

10. What about straight child molesters? Are they free from God's wrath?

[rockymountaindem]

11. Pencil-necked weak-kneed gutless men?

Isn't that what we're looking at in that pic?

[tool_of_the_people]

12. Does it look to you guys ...

... that the kid's not wearing any pants between that sandwich board sign? Maybe the "Sports Nuts" is referring to him?

[Xipe Totec]

13. Hey, that's the Beev!

Time travel probably munged his brain.

[SPKrazy]

14. sheesh

i'm screwn :P

[Wapsie B]

15. By that standard

looks like most of us will be picking out a place in the 9th circle or somehwere close. :P