And now, a tip for George W. Bush from Monty Python's Flying Circus

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1. The better to irrigate you, W.

A man with Three Buttocks.

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2. W's been on Persian radio

Strewth! :wow:

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3. How does one...

... even begin to translate that "Bushspeak" into another language, and still be a credible translator?
Inquiring minds want to know.

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4. Good question

Perhaps this'll do for a start:



"Good doctor morning! Nice year for the time of day!"

"Come in."

"Can I down sit?"

"Certainly. Well, then?"

"Well, now, not going to bush the doctor about the beat too long. I'm going to come to point the straight immediately."

"Good, good."

"My particular prob, or buglem bear, I've had ages. For years, I've had it for donkeys."

"What?"

"I'm up to here with it, I'm sick to death. I can't take you any longer so I've come to see it."

"Ah, now this is your problem with words."

"This is my problem with words. Oh, that seems to have cleared it. 'Oh, I come from Alabama with my banjo on my knee.' Yes, that seems to be all right. Thank you very much."

"I see. But recently you have been having this problem with your word order."

"Well, absolutely. And what makes it worse, sometimes at the end of a sentence I'll come out with the wrong fusebox."

"Fusebox?"

"And the thing about saying the wrong word is a., I don't notice it, and b., sometimes orange water given bucket of plaster."

"Yes, tell me more about your problem."

"Well as I say, you'd just be talking and out'll pudenda the wrong word and ashtray's your uncle. So I'm really strawberry about it."

"Upset?"

"It's so embarrassing when my wife and I go to an orgy."

"A party?"

"No, an orgy. We live in Esher."

"Quite."

"That's what I said. Such a bloody whack the diddle fa di la, fo di la, lo do di do di do, rum fum."

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5. I'm sure ...

it would sound something like that. Heck, throw in a couple of "terrists" and "fightem overthere"s and you've got one of his better speeches.

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6. Ah, a speech!

I was thinking photo op. For a speech, you need this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYENnEa1Vzc

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7. LOL!!