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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 03:03 AM
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If anybody wants me I'll be out back gettinghandjobs from the woman you love..
;-)
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 04:32 AM
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1. oh_no_you_won't
cause I not in love with a woman
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cboy4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 04:32 AM
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2. Is that you David Hasselhoff??
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Omphaloskepsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 04:34 AM
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3. Dude... my mom is 60 years old and 300 pounds..
Whatever gets you off.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 04:12 PM
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6. In this case - yo momma!
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billyoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 05:42 AM
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4. Ask her where the remote is. n/t
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 07:23 AM
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5. tell her to bring me a beer when you are
done... oh yeah, and ask her to wash her hands first.

thanks.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 04:12 PM
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7. I'm GAY?!
:wow:
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 04:17 PM
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9. oo, can I watch?
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 04:33 PM
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12. watch what?
my heart breaking in two as she lovingly caresses your weiner?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 04:14 PM
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8. yeah, but not from her good hand
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 04:17 PM
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10. Perfect, I enjoy a challenge
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 04:31 PM
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11. Have fun.
See, I can love anyone I want... if she doesn't love me, then I needn't fret about the situation.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-20-07 04:36 PM
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13. so you say
:grr:


:rofl:
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