"Thou shalt not suffer a troll to go amongst your brethren."

[raccoon]

First Book of Skinner, 4:3.

[wildhorses]

1. thou shalt not post spoilers in thread titles

second book of skinner, chapter 6 verse 9

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6733063&mesg_id=6733063

[displacedtexan]

2. Blessed are the copycat threaders

For they shall inherit the lounge.

From the DUattitudes, chapter 1, verse 1.

(Yes, I know it's dumb, but I wanted to add something, anything, to such a great thread.)

[Orsino]

3. Thou shalt not sex up threads.

2 Skinner 3:16

[In_The_Wind]

4. ~

darn it

[asthmaticeog]

24. The fun shall be over.

[fudge stripe cookays]

5. Neither shall thee call out or stalk thine enemies...

Rules 1 Verse 3

[raccoon]

9. The Rules book must be similar to Leviticus. nt

[fudge stripe cookays]

11. I think they were written by the same prophet, actually.

:D

Except they didn't have phones to stalk back then, so it's amazing how prescient he really was.

[flvegan]

6. The members of the "Intoxicated Posting Brigade" will inherit the earth

For they deliver divine comedy.

[Callalily]

7. Thou shalt not

obliterate the English language by using words such as; bebbeh, kewl, kitteh, haz, evah, 'cept, unless ye wishes to suffer the wrath of the Almighty Spelling Deity.

[philosophie_en_rose]

8. Thou shalt not ask me anything.

Thou shalt not coat the flesh of the chicken with the flakes of the corn. :)

[lost-in-nj]

15. OH NO

I had wheat bread french toast, dipped in egg beaters and then in ........

CORN FLAKES......


does that count

:shrug: :shrug:
it was delicious....


lost

[fudge stripe cookays]

10. Thou shalt not dine in the garden of olives! Thus spaketh the Lord. n/t

[CottonBear]

12. ROFL!!!

:rofl:

[fudge stripe cookays]

13. .

:D

[fudge stripe cookays]

14. Neither shalt thy babe call out in the presence of others...

nor shall it suckle from thee in the garden of the olives! So let it be written, so let it be done.

[lost-in-nj]

16. Nor shalt you

smoketh of the leaf whilst
you dine in the garden of olives
as thine child suckles amongst the people.....


the book of cookays......
lost

[fudge stripe cookays]

17. he he

I have my own book. COOOOOOL.

[TOhioLiberal]

18. The lounge beatitudes...

...blessed are the those who seek vibes. They shall be rewarded.
...blessed is CaliforniaPeggy. For such is the heart and soul of the lounge.
...blessed are those who show their photographs. They shall be oohed and awwed over.
...blessed are those who make us laugh with some cheezy joke. They will always be appreciated.

:D

[realisticphish]

20. Cursed be the Brazilians

For they shall sow panic and despair among the people

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

26. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[fudge stripe cookays]

21. Blessed is the power of matcom news...

for it shall cause commotion and hysterical laughter.

[Fire Walk With Me]

19. What happens when there are more trolls than brethren?

Wait, I know this one...

[realisticphish]

22. You get GD

:D

[asthmaticeog]

23. CONFESS! is the first step to repentance.

[Hugin]

25. "In the beginning... There was only darkness" (All the way from Genesis to the Banishment)

"The S------ looked upon this and spake, 'Let there be Light!'"

"Then H- set about bringing forth form and substance from the nothingness."
"First H- created the Holy Admins to help with H-- many tasks. (Thine will hear
more on This later)"
"Next he set about making the very Earth itself."
"Then came the wondrous plants and herbs and succulent vegetation."
"To populate H-- new creation and in H-- Divine Wisdom, H- set about populating this
new world with all creatures great and small. The birds of the air. The creatures of
the seas. The Antelope, The Harpies, The GDers, LBN, The Chimps, The Greatest List,
The Unicorns, The Candidate Forums."
"H- looked about what H- had wrought and H- in H-- infinite and divine wisdom was pleased
and satisfied."

"H- then in H-- High Holy Omnipotent and Omniscient Wisdom brought forth The Holy Ask The
Administrators Forum."


tbc...

[realisticphish]

27. what about the Yak

c'mon, you gotta create the YAK