If you were a Super Villain what would your super power be?

[Hugin]

I suppose being Super Annoying would be super useful to a Super Villain.

[skygazer]

1. I would have the ability to give my enemies an itch right in the middle of their back

You know, the spot where you can't reach it no matter what and you need some kind of a backscratcher to get it? But it would be the kind of thing that moved so even if they did get a backscratcher, they'd be chasing it all over the place.

Meanwhile, I'd be carrying out my evil plot to rule the world. Bwahahahahahah........

[Hugin]

6. Super idea!

I nominate you to be in the Anti-JUSTICE LEAGUE!

:patriot:

[montanto]

21. Sheesh, everybody knows you say

Mwahahahaha! when you are carrying out evil plots to rule the world, not Bwahahaha, which is reserved for laughing at idiots.

[skygazer]

27. Piss off

Or I'll give you an itch in the middle of your back that you'll never get rid of! :P

[Hugin]

40. Dayum...

I'm glad you're on our side. 8)

[dropkickpa]

2. Acid spit

I had Dropkid completely convinced I had acid spit for about 6 months. I love having a kid!

[Hugin]

8. That's great...

*rubs super chin*

Now why didn't I think of that!

You're in!

Welcome to the Anti-JUSTICE CLUMP!

:patriot:

[Inchworm]

3. Crap bricks of pure gold

and every 2 months pass a kidney stone type deal that is an exquisite diamond.

:hi:

[Hugin]

10. !

Note to self: Invest heavily in Ex-Lax. :)


You're in too!

Welcome to the Anti-Justice Clump of the Greater Tri-City Metro Area!

:salute:

[Inchworm]

24. I will fund the operation

Lex Luthor's power was wealth right? He was able to kick some butt. :rofl:

:hi:

[ThomCat]

17. Expect to be kidnapped, strapped to a table

and used as a steady source of income for some lucky villian. Bwahahahahah! :evilgrin:

By the way, have you ever passed a real kidney stone? Just the idea of passing a diamong big enough to worth anything scares the hell out of me. :scared:

[Inchworm]

26. As a member of the AJCoGTC...

I would be guarded by the best worse there is in our ranks. The laidys will dig me and give me any assistance needed. Diamonds are forever.

:rofl:

[Seashell Eyes]

23. That would be awesome, and painful

:hurts:

[Inchworm]

30. LoL - hold one

I forgot about the smiley!!! :rofl:

Missed my chance to use it! lol ...

Hold on a sec! I'll pay you so I can use it as a logo on my leotards!

[Connonym]

4. Jedi mind tricks

I'd want to be able to manipulate the thinking of morans. mwahahahahaha

[ThomCat]

7. Absolutely. Mind control would be the ultimate power

for a supervillain. Everyone would do what you want, and would not necessessarily know why, or for whom. You could sit safely in the background and run things. You could even make the superheroes believe that someone else is the real villian if they come snooping around.

I love to run superheroic Roleplaying games, and telepaths make some of the best evil geniuses for long term campaigns.

[Connonym]

9. which, I'm sure, means that the CIA is working really hard to figure out how

I just scared myself with that thought

[Hugin]

12. How do I know you're not manipulating my mind to think that's a good idea...

Huh?


Oh... Look! Something shiny! Ooooo! Ahhhh!

What was I talking about again?

[Hugin]

11. Shouldn't be too hard... Fawx Noise does it all the time.

:rofl:


Anyway, welcome to the AJCTCMA!

WE SHALL PREVAIL!

[LynneSin]

5. My super power would be my ability to not post my super power on websites

where evil might be lurking and use their powers to stop my super powers

[Hugin]

13. Umm... Pssst.

This thread is chock full of Super -VILLAINS- and we're -EVIL- ;)


Just thought you should know. :rofl:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

15. You just reminded me of a GREAT scene in Justice League Unlimited.

Whoever watched that show knows what I'm talking about. :rofl:

[unpossibles]

14. to make people cry

actually, I am pretty good about that now....

[Hugin]

16. That's just mean...

I can't understand it.

Now, if you were to gain something material from the act such as "taking candy from a baby." Well,
then it'd be different.

Work on it...

Also, some more advice... Don't pick a lame Super Name, like 'Robin'. ;)

[unpossibles]

32. if it helps, I don't tend to use my powers for evil, at least not on purpose

but I do have a knack for knowing what to say if I do want to hurt someone's feelings. I just don't usually say it. I think it comes from having a bigger, older, meaner brother and my need to develop psychological guerrilla tactics.

[EstimatedProphet]

18. I would be called Agony

I would be able to give opponents an excruciating toothache.

[ThomCat]

28. Give them my pain.

Or the pain of several other chronic pain people here. Without our painkillers or the pain tollerance we've built up. :evilgrin:

Even better if we get some relief while you do it. Damn, that would be a very evil power to have.

[EstimatedProphet]

43. I agree. I've had enough bad teeth to know that that's pure misery.

[meegbear]

19. The ability to inflict someone with ...

DIARRHEA!

FEAR ME! BHAW-HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[ThomCat]

29. You would be one of the most feared people on earth.

Your super-villain name could be... Code Brown! :evilgrin:

[meegbear]

31. I prefer "Mr. Brown" ...

has a nice nonchalant sound to it.

[Mojambo]

46. I actually created an anti-hero called "Bile"

He was a master of bodily functions.

Instigating diarrhea was but one of his powers...

[ThomCat]

49. I created an anti-hero for an RPG once whose name was Snot.

:P

He was disgusting, but very fun to play.

[TechBear_Seattle]

20. I have several on City of Villains

City of Villains webiste

My favorite is a science mastermind, Dr Vizcenco. He used to be the protege of Dr Vahzilok, npc super villain from the sister game City of Heroes, until his research into reanimating the dead went into areas where even Vahzilok feared to tread. Vizcenco is outfitted in a lab coat, surgical mask and rubber gloves (all blood-splattered) and summons zombies to fight for him.

[Hugin]

37. Zombies = Good.

Sounds like a winner! :thumbsup:

[Joe Fields]

22. I would have the ability to brainwash everyone and have them do my bidding.

[Hugin]

54. Would you use name brand detergents or the cheap generic stuff?

:hi: Joe Fields.

[Deep13]

59. Are you rupert Murdock?

:shrug:

[underpants]

25. T'aint pimples

[datasuspect]

33. the ability to inoculate my enemies with reason, proportion, and good sense

[ThomCat]

34. Where would you get it from?

:P

[datasuspect]

35. i'd strip mine it from various extreme constituencies

lord knows they have it in ample supply.

sarcasm smilie

[bigwillq]

36. Amazing vision

so I can see what people are doing at all times even if they are far away from me...I always wanted to have that super power. I think it would be so cool!

[Hugin]

55. I find as I age I'm gaining that super power...

I can tell you the gender of a gnat on a fence post six miles away, but, my arms
aren't long enough to read the newspaper anymore. :o

:)

Good plan tho!

[Dragonbreathp9d]

38. Controlling the minds of Evangelicals

oh wait, I thyink that one is taken

[Dragonbreathp9d]

39. To activate my power

Power ACTIVATE!!!!!! Power ACTIVATE!!!!!!!


- What is he doing?

- He's, well, activating

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

41. I would have the power to give Ear Worms...

Look at me the wrong way and you'll have "Candy Man" stuck in your head for days...

[Hugin]

53. Brilliant!

Wonderful! :rofl:

Okay, you're on point with "Itch Woman" and "Inside the Head Mind Scrambler Guy"!

:thumbsup:

:patriot:

[TommyO]

42. The power to induce sneezes, anything from a single sneeze to a sneezing fit

Anybody who has had allergy induced sneezing fits knows just how evil they are.

Now to think of an appropriate name!

[Hugin]

56. How about "Pepper"?

Or if you want an exotic foreign sounding name, "Gesundheit"?

[TommyO]

60. Got the name figured out

by day, Dr. Alex Chu, world renowned allergy specialist. You can figure out the rest.

[Broken_Hero]

44. Immortality...:)

Like Randal Savage, or Raz Ah Ghul......:D

[ThomCat]

47. Would you really want to live forever?

All someone has to do is find a way to imprison you and you're going to be there forever. I can't think of a worse situation to be in. :(

[Mojambo]

45. Telepathic communication with all forms of monetary currency

I'd call myself "The Coin Whisperer"

[ThomCat]

48. What it if talks back to you

and says "no."

:P

[Hugin]

52. Haha... I can see you now!

"All you little coins, into muh pocket!" :)

[Dukkha]

50. zap them with the "stop hitting yourself" ray

*POW* stop hitting yourself! *POW* stop hitting yourself! *POW* stop hitting yourself!

[Hugin]

57. May I suggest you take on MimeLad as a sidekick?

:rofl:

[DS1]

51. The Force

You want to have sex with me

(not you, Prag)

[Fox Mulder]

58. Immortality.

As well as super speed, super strength, and a cloaking feature.

[Hugin]

61. "Shoot, a feller could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."

:slimpickens:

[Javaman]

62. to give paper cuts at will and/or imitate the sound of finger nails on a chalk board. nt

[philosophie_en_rose]

63. Regeneration, Superintelligence, Teleportation

I wouldn't go for that global domination shit though. Who wants to deal with all the whiny people in the world? ;)