You know, you people are giving me a complex with your fawning over Mrs Matcom

[matcom]

I mean, I'M not a bad guy!

But you people make it seem like I'm a deviant here!

Ok strike that. :D

I mean, it really isn't MY fault! Maybe I'M the saint here! YOU aren't around when she has a fascination over skyscrapers.

NNNoooooooo. It's MY fascination with TACO'S that makes you laugh!

YOU aren't around when SHE tells me how Sean Connery lubes her loins! NNNNooooooooo it's ME you mock over Kelly Brook!

I'm really not feeling the love here anymore.

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW SHE HITS THE SNOOZE BUTTON TWICE ALMOST EVERY MORNING!!!

oooooooooooo THAT will get her!

feel sorry for me NOW?

well??

WELL???111

*i'm dead again. ciao*

:rofl:

[lizziegrace]

1. Nope

:popcorn:

;)

[lost-in-nj]

2. AWWW

Matcom is having a pity party.......


:cry: :cry: :cry:

big f'n deal.....
join the club


lost

:hide: :hide: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

just kidding..... ya know

[matcom]

3. CAREFUL!!

she will snooze on YOUR watch if you aren't careful!

:rofl:

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. Who are you again???

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

5. One question. Does the aforementioned Mrs.Matcom

have her greyhound?

I didn't think so.

Point. Set. Match.

[matcom]

6. greyhound?

GREYHOUND??

she has her F*CKING greyhound!

it's called her Saturn and she is DAMNED LUCKY to have THAT missy!

[Midlodemocrat]

7. I can see she might need some additional instruction on how

to assert her authority.

Mr. Midlo thinks I'm mean and have mood swings. :eyes:

He's an asshole and he'd better just SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!

[Mrs.Matcom]

12. Mood swings...mean...LOL!!!

you so are not like that I bet!!! Hey if I don't take my HRT I am a crazy beotch! Nah, I don't need to assert anything when I have him wrapped around my little finger! :D I rule, he drools!

[Mrs.Matcom]

8. SWACK!!

ouch! that is going to leave a mark!!! :rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

10. You go GIRL!!!

We have your back!!!!


:rofl: :hi:

lost

[Mrs.Matcom]

11. Thank you Lost!!

Yes we must stick together against the evil matcom!! :spray: Actually he is just a big mush bunny!!!

[Bryn]

15. Did he let you have a cat?

:hi:

[matcom]

17. *ahem*

TWO

:eyes:

[Bryn]

22. Now I am fawning over you

:*

[greatauntoftriplets]

9. So what did you do....

that you don't want this matcom character (whoever he is....) to find out about?

[Elidor]

13. She doesn't hang her ass out for all the world to see

It's little details like these that make all the difference. Subtlety.

Then again, if she did hang her ass out there, we'd probably like her even better, so I guess you can't win.

[matcom]

14. she occasionally toots in bed

i'm just sayin'

[Mrs.Matcom]

18. hahaha! and I occasionally hang

my ass out too! just sayin' Oh, and you should probably not close your eyes tonight...Just Saying! :grr:

[DS1]

20. ... ....

[Mrs.Matcom]

23. HAHAHAH!!!!

And he came in to make sure I saw your post...I had to point out your sig line...he stalked out the back door! YES! BooBoo you do LURV me! MOOOHAHAHAHAH!

[DS1]

25. that's alright, he can have a pissing contest with remy on the fence

:D

:pals:

[Mrs.Matcom]

30. I think Remy would win!!

He might not be able to get the arc, but he can out pee matcom any day! :note to self, get pic of matcom taking a leak and send to DS1 for an awesome photoshop:!!

[DS1]

31. now that's a pshop request I'll certainly honor!

:thumbsup:

[Midlodemocrat]

32. I thought you didn't do source pics.

:eyes:

:bounce:

[DS1]

34. I don't ~look~ for source pics

this would be handing me one :eyes:

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. I understand, dude

[matcom]

19. THANK YOU O.R.!

a man of REASON!

THANK YOU my FRIEND!

sticking togehter! FRIENDS for LIFE!

MANLY MEN!

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. *belch*

*scratch*

*manly buttslap*

*buttly manslap*




Uh... you did see my sig line, yes? :rofl:

[Mrs.Matcom]

24. psst...

watch out for his hands! He is a grabby bastid...just ask DS1!! And what ever you do, stay AWAY from the manbox!!

[Oeditpus Rex]

Oooo, tank you!

I hereby withdraw my manly buttslap and buttly manslap in favor of the less-treacherous shoulder punch.

:scared:

[DS1]

28. That's right. Beware the moon. and keep to the road!

[matcom]

26. Eh Tu Brute?

:cry:






























:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. Veni, vidi, buttslap

:toast:

[NMDemDist2]

29. there's a MRS matcom??!!!?!?!! YOU CAD!!!

shame on you for leading me on like that!

:cry:
































































:rofl:

:yoiks:

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. Poor Lord of Hell Fire... feeling all lonely.

Awwwwwwww

[meegbear]

35. Skyscrapers?

Maybe's she projecting due to someone's inadequacies.

[underpants]

36. Restless leg syndrome?

fascination over skyscrapers? Hmmm wonder what that could mean... hmmm :think:

"I love Mrs.Matcom and she loves me back"