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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:34 PM
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so, some little tart is ungrateful with my $48 offer for weeding my garden
and I answered the door in a diaper with a 'come-hither' look which she should have jumped on! x(
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:35 PM
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1. Some people are just not gracious.
:hug:

Sorry, dude.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:36 PM
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2. Did you provide 'sexual overtures' to your weeder?
"sunburn and sexual overtures from the homeowner" was in the original post
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:39 PM
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3. I answered the door wearing a diaper

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:39 PM
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4. *points and laughs*
Man Baby! Man Baby!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:45 PM
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6. that's not a sexual overture - that's just plan insanity
:scared:

Yes and I know about Man-Baby
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:42 PM
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5. i'm grateful...she's taking me to olive garden
with red onions that taste like wet dog, apparently. how she knows what wet dog tastes like will be a topic of conversation, believe me.
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