Me and my pit bull got thrown off a plane

[skygazer]

She was breastfeeding and I was yelling, "Bye, bye plane!" So we went to Olive Garden and had breadsticks instead. :P

[LynneSin]

1. I bet the pitbull was smoking and talking on the cell phone

:eyes:

[skygazer]

3. Smoking calms her down

And she HAD to call her sister in Portland. Damn pups kept whining too. :grr:

[DBoon]

10. Pit Bulls are deadly!

Second hand smoke can kill!

[taterguy]

2. Were you playing Oasis too loud on your I-Phone?

[skygazer]

4. Well, I needed to hear it over the shouts of the flight attendant

Who kept hollering something about Benadryl. :wtf:

[Writer]

5. Was the pit bull circumcised?

Just wondering... ;)

[skygazer]

6. No

But I think the flight attendant was by the time we got through with him. :evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

7. Don't tell me your pit bull did something naughty/sexual to the attendant

:hide:

[skygazer]

8. It's not my fault the guy wasn't wearing a diaper

Uh.. I mean, pants. Or something... :P

[CottonBear]

9. Was the airline serving cornflake coated chicken for lunch?

:hide:

[In_The_Wind]

11. Did they stop the plane before throwing you off?