So, anyone else drinking alone this fine evening?

[Danger Mouse]

My mother and half-sister and stepsister have gone down to floriday for a three week vacation, leaving me for three weeks to take care of all five of the pets and generally be alone...since i have to work.
I'm pretty bummed about it. I don't like an empty house. I live in the middle of nowhere, so the silence is pretty loud if you know what you mean. I mean, if you know what I mean.
I've been drinking...first time in awhile, just for the hell of it, to make the bad thoughts go away a little.
I've got a pretty good one going already.
Anyone else got it going on? Rev? How about you?

[Danger Mouse]

1. Sigh...alone again, naturally...

:cry:

[bigwillq]

2. I am!

Well the man and his daughter and the dog were downstairs with me before but they have all gone to bed. I just cracked open my fourth beer. :beer: :toast:

[Danger Mouse]

3. i started off with triple sec and orange juice and now I am working on

a horrid combination of coconut soda and creme de cacao...it's my specialty...i call it 'the puke express'

[bigwillq]

8. Well don't puke!

That wouldn't be fun! :) :hi:

[Danger Mouse]

10. can't make any promises there...

but i'll try...
:P

[bigwillq]

12. Well I won't be puking

because I'm just doing beer and I can drink quite a few of those things. :)

[Danger Mouse]

15. i dislike beer...so i disgrace my irish heritage...

:P

[bigwillq]

19. But are you a drunk?

Like most Irish folks are. :P

[Danger Mouse]

22. are you stereotyping us irish???

why, i've half a mind to grab my club and and...damn, i'm too drunk to form a coherent thought.

[bigwillq]

28. Yes I am!

:P

[Fox Mulder]

4. I'm always drinking alone.

[Danger Mouse]

7. That sounds depressing.

:(

[Fox Mulder]

9. It is.

:(

[Danger Mouse]

11. what's the matter?

why alone all the time?
i'm a bit of a loner myself...

[Fox Mulder]

14. I live with my brother and his gf, but I feel alone still.

That'll change in a couple of months when I move to a much larger city.

[Danger Mouse]

16. look at it this way...

you could, like me, live in a town where the cows outnumber the people, and the people are fighting like hell to keep out developers and 'civilization'...ha!

[Fox Mulder]

18. I live in that town now.

I absolutely hate it.

[Danger Mouse]

20. yeah, me too...circumstances being what they are..

why would anyone voluntarily live in a town like this?

[Fox Mulder]

21. You know, I always wonder that too.

What's even worse is that we have a rendering plant here, and when the wind is blowing in the right (or should I say wrong?) direction, you can smell it. :puke:

[Danger Mouse]

24. even better. this town stinks an even better stench...

but then stench is way deep down...where you can't smell it...the stench is the stink of rotten souls.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. My dear Elrond Hubbard...

I'm sorry that you're alone, sweetie...

I am too.....my husband is downstairs, but this is a big house, and I cannot even hear him!

And as for drinking? Water, if I get up to get a new bottle.......

Which I should...

I hope you feel better....:hug:

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. My dear Peggy...

are you naked? :evilgrin: :hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. That is an inappropriate question!

Really.......are you drunk?

*slap*

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. OMG...

No I'm not drunk and I'm just playing... all in fun, but I'm so sorry if I offended you. And now...I think I am going.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

23. My dear philboy....

You don't need to go...

You just need to be a little more careful, is all...

You are still my friend, OK?

:pals:

[LeftyFingerPop]

29. Sorry Peggy...

I'm outta here. I think I'm too loose for this place...it's not you by any means. Take good care. When I start offending nice people like you, it's time for me to go. :hug:

[Danger Mouse]

30. by all means, offend me! i'm drunk and spoiling for a fight.

we can take it outside and i can take a few drunken swings at you then collapse into your arms, my breath stinking of cheap booze and mutter in your ear 'i think i shat my pants'
time well spent!

[darkstar]

34. Nearly the punchline to one of my favorite jokes

Guy comes in after drinking w/ puke on him and tells wife "John puked all over me in the cab ride home." She walks him into laundry room and starts getting him out of his clothes and discovers a pantsload. She exclaims in disbelief. He says: "That SOB Johnny shit my pants too."

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

25. i'll be alright....as i told my dear kagehime before...

it'll just take a few days of getting used to it, is all...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

27. Has she been and gone?

I remember she was going to visit...

I know you'll get used to it....but it's not much fun...:hug:

[SPKrazy]

26. Hey Elrond!

good thoughts going on to you!

:pals:

hope you get to feeling less bummed soon

:patriot:

[Danger Mouse]

31. 5thanks....

hoping the same thing myself!

[SPKrazy]

33. besides in the future scientists will prove we never existed

:rofl:


:hi:

[Danger Mouse]

38. yeah, you're right. it's twisted.

one of my favorite song lyrics ever. i don't know why. i just think it's awesome.
i think it says a lot about how history really works, but that's just me...

[darkstar]

32. Hey Elrond!!

Sometimes my memory works, sometimes not. Do you live in SW Missouri? I think that for some reason. I used to live in Springfield/Joplin for 12-14 yrs. My wife is in Joplin right now.

If not, carry on. But I'm having a cocktail right now myself, all by my lonesome.

:toast:

[lost-in-nj]

35. ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but I'm going
bed time......

:hug: :hi:

lost

[S n o w b a l l]

36. Yes! I'm always doing everthing alone!

:)

[Danger Mouse]

37. Including listening to Nickelback!!

:hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

39. Fuck, you know me far too well!

:o


I'm rather drunk right now actually, thank you very much. Speak to me soon before I pass out. :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

41. will you

pm me some pics

:rofl:

or at least a good night kiss?


:hug:

i'm a lonely stalker pev klepto tonight

[RevolutionaryActs]

43. no pms for you!

I will give you a kiss though. :*

:hug:

[SPKrazy]

46. aww, thanks

:* :9 get a little tongue?

:rofl:


:hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

47. Such a pev

:eyes:



:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

48. yes, it is true

but that isn't news :rofl:


:9

;)

[RevolutionaryActs]

49. no ive known that since the first time o met you

and you flashed me. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


ok, i go sleep now. rev = :boring:

[SPKrazy]

50. i'll be up in a minute hun!

:evilgrin:


:rofl:


:hug:


good nite!

[Danger Mouse]

42. for once, i'm drunk too.

:)

[RevolutionaryActs]

44. Partee!

Maybe if youre good, youll acutally get out of the cage! :P

[fizzgig]

40. awww baby

you know i'm here for you

[fishwax]

45. i'm drinking alone

which is all right with me. :toast: