What if THE RAPTURE were tomorrow?

[LibraLiz1973]

What would we all do once everyone else was gone?



:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

1. what if we are raptured

and all the fundies are left behind

we all get to go to a place where there are no fundies or bigots or asswipes

just a whole lot of liberals doing whatever the hell we wanted to?

:shrug:


:rofl:

[LibraLiz1973]

5. In that case we would have a BIG party!!

We'd all wear our party hats


Eat Cake and Ice Cream (fundie free!!)


Get our drink on


But you know NO party would be complete without a clown!!

[Capn Sunshine]

8. Dude , that is one fucked up clown

:nuke:

[SPKrazy]

9. yer just messing with me with the clown, right?

:scared:


now i'm thinking i don't wanna be with the evil clowns....


:rofl:

[xmas74]

11. Is that Pennywise?

Pennywise is a bad,bad clown!

[nytemare]

13. Pennywise was just misunderestimated.

None of the grown ups believed how bad he was. Kinda like *.

[xmas74]

27. Very true.

No adults understood how rotten he could really be.

Did no one else here besides us catch who the clown was?

[nytemare]

42. Looks like a couple others got it.

I am a fan of Tim Curry, so that is why I knew. But, he did scare the shit out of me in that role.

[xmas74]

43. I absolutely adore Tim Curry.

And Pennywise scared the shit out of me.

[nytemare]

44. The voice.

He has "The" voice.

I am certain that it emits pheromones, even though, scientifically speaking, that is impossible.

[xmas74]

45. Male, female-

I don't care what you are. The moment you hear his voice you throw back your head and let it wash over you. Me, for some reason I always have a bit of a throaty chuckle when I hear his voice.

I really don't understand it. You might be onto something there with the pheromone comment.

[nytemare]

46. I like the devious laugh he has as well.

Not the Pennywise laugh, that was creepy. He does the laugh in a lot of his movies, though.

I wonder if any of the guys will check in about it.

:D

[xmas74]

49. I love hearing his laugh too.

And so far there have been no men checking in.

[lost-in-nj]

21. LOL

good one


:applause: :applause:


no better clown then pennywise!!!


lost

[SPKrazy]

34. Nooooo!

Pennywise scares me! :scared:



:yoiks:






:hide:







;)

[WolverineDG]

23. they go or we go

makes no difference to me, just so long as we don't have to deal with those asshats & their insanity anymore. :hi:

dg

[LibraLiz1973]

24. Right On!

[SPKrazy]

35. Xactly !!!!

fine with me!

:woohoo:


:hi:

[Coventina]

32. This is what I've been saying all along. Does anyone really think

Jesus is going to take a bunch of hate-filled self-righteous people with him?

I mean, judging by his behavior here on earth, he's coming for the poor, the humble, the loving, the generous, etc....

There isn't much love or humility in saying, "I can't wait to be raptured so I can watch all the sinners fry."

[SPKrazy]

36. Yeah, I Love That Last Line, The Quoted Part

"I can't wait to be raptured so I can watch all the sinners fry"

:rofl:

I'm sure that if there were/is a Jesus that Jesus would not be into that.

:shrug:

:hi:

[Coventina]

37. Matthew 9: 10-13

"When Jesus was at table in the house, many bad characters - tax-gatherers and others - were seated with him and his disciples. The Pharisees noticed this, and said to his disciples, 'Why is it that your master eats with tax-gatherers and sinners?' Jesus heard it and said, 'It is not the healthy that need a doctor, but the sick. Go and learn what that text means, "I require mercy, not sacrifice." I did not come to invite virtuous people, but sinners."

Maybe they need to read their bibles more.

On edit: I'm going to share something that I've never shared before, because it sounds kind of crazy. Or really crazy. I've had recurring dreams about the Second Coming of Jesus and they are always the same:

I am in Washington DC (don't know how I get there, because I live in AZ), and I see a crowd of people approaching, with Jesus at the front and center. I recognize him immediately, and I am overwhelmed by a feeling of joy. I join the crowd accompanying him, and even though more and more people join, there is no sense of jostling or crowding. Animals also join, birds fly down from the trees. Everyone is joyful, yet quiet. I don't know where we are going. No one outside of the group seems to notice anything unusual. All I know is that everything is going to be okay.

Now, before you dismiss me as a fundie freak (I assure you I am NOT), I have also had dreams about other deities. The most vivid one was about Madam Pele, the Hawaiian Goddess of Volcanoes. At the time I had the dream, I had never even heard of her! I had to look her up after I awoke.

I guess I have a very ecumenical subconscious.

:shrug:

[The Straight Story]

2. The rapture DID happen already

There was no one worthy of going though... :rofl:

[gmoney]

26. We certainly seem to be in a time of tribulation and plagues...

Maybe the bees were raptured, too?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Good question, my dear LibraLiz!

I'd sure as heck be in shock!

The silence would be wonderful....at least until the cheering broke out!

:applause: :applause:

[Omphaloskepsis]

4. The rapture was months ago...

They only took Anna Nicole Smith.

[ClassWarfare2008]

31. Well, metaphorically, the raptured church in the Bible is referred to as "the Bride of Christ"

But you would think Jesus would want a bride with real breasts. Kind of a slap in the face to the Creator if you say "the ones you gave me weren't good enough" :evilgrin:

[Capn Sunshine]

6. it would be pretty cool- these assholes would be gone

dibs on the purple throne with gold trim

[Generic Brad]

7. I have an odd feeling about that

I think we would all ascend to DU heaven and the people banking on it would be left behind.

[xmas74]

10. I'm getting a new car and a nice house.

They won't need either. I also have my eye on a really nice boat.

[Richard Steele]

12. I've planned an all-Hummer demolition derby in the Wal-Mart parking lot! Y'all are invited!

Hell, what am I thinking? Parking lot?
We'll have it INSIDE the WalMart, in case it rains!

(We just have to move the wine and beer first. It will
come in handy for my next idea.)

[TrogL]

14. strip down and partay

[Inchworm]

15. Which raptor?

I'd react differently to each I guess.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6682262&mesg_id=6682262

:rofl:

[Heidi]

16. I wouldn't have to mow my mother-in-law's lawn.

:bounce:

[LibraLiz1973]

22. ROFLMAO!!!

:rofl:

[Heidi]

29. You gotta look at the bright side of all fictions,

ya know. :rofl:

[eridani]

17. Dibs on your car! n/t

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

18. Actually I would'nt mind. I would like to see the Fundies freak out.

[trof]

19. We'd pretty much have our pick of all the pickup trucks.

;-)

[Bzzzz]

20. My Favorite Six Feet Under Episode...

The Rapture...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LXuNpF6NVg

:bounce:

[bertha katzenengel]

25. Then I could marry Mrs. V. legally within a month.

Because the asshole "I'm born again" Republicans in Congress would be left behind because they lied, and their base would be gone.

[EstimatedProphet]

28. It's supposed to be today

I'm guessing at about 7:00 or so.

[Fire Walk With Me]

33. The rapture you have called is disconnected. Please try again, or check the number.

[Initech]

30. I'd have the biggest kegger ever.

[northzax]

38. well, I'd say I wouldn't have to pay my Visa bill

but I am pretty sure that the credit card companies won't be ascending with the saints...

[rainbow4321]

39. I'd be driving a much fancier car to "my" bigger house tonight

Got it all figured out. Find the shiniest, newest, coolest looking car that is abandoned on the road, look in the glove compartment for the car insurance card that will have the person's home address. And then hope their house is as cool as their car. That way you have the house *and* the car keys in one shot.
With my luck, though, they'd probably have put all their money into the car and none towards a house and I'd end up in the driveway of a filthy, run-down shanty in the middle of no where.

[Arugula Latte]

40. We could turn all the churches into Pleasure Domes.

And then we could light a big, pretty bonfire that the fundies could see from "Heaven" (yeah, I'm sure it exists :eyes: ) to let them know we're thinking of them:

[DrDan]

41. well - then junior can finally claim to be correct about something

finally . . . .

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

47. You'll never hear from me again.

I'm with them. :shrug:

[sarge43]

48. Just so long as I'm not driving on the freeway when it happens ... n/t

[WolverineDG]

50. You got my hopes up!

The loons are still here.
:grr: :cry: :grr:

dg

[LibraLiz1973]

54. Ack! My bad!

[Wapsie B]

51. A nice house and a few new cars

along with some great lake-front property. And bank accounts; can't forget all that money they'd leave behind. "It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God" (Matthew 19:24).

[Eurobabe]

52. Earth would be a little less populated with freaks n/t

[El Fuego]

53. We'd laugh at the phony fundies who didn't get raptured with the others, like bush.

:rofl:

Then we'd say, "Fuck! We're still stuck with him!" x(