Non-picture thread!

[EstimatedProphet]

Please don't post a picture of yourself or anything else!

I'll start:













Come on DU! Let's not see your pics!

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Sure! Here aren't mine.

and this one is not from the Cape a few years back



This is not my puppy.





These last two aren't from Phoenix.

[EstimatedProphet]

2. Those are great non-pics!

That's really a cute not-puppy!

[bridgit]

3. kewl...

[EstimatedProphet]

4. Aww - what a cute invisible kitty!

[billyskank]

5. I am buff naked in this picture I'm not posting

[Lyric]

7. billy!

Oh billy, you just satisfied my deepest secret fantasies of not seeing you naked. *swoon*

:hug:
:rofl:
:loveya:

[billyskank]

8. I think lots of people have deep secret fantasies of not seeing me naked

;)

:hug:

[krispos42]

26. Truth, that...

:-)

[rug]

6. Here is a picture of my circumcision:

:freak:







It didn't go well.

[Az]

9. Here ya go

[Call Me Wesley]

10. Sorry it's big.

I don't know how to resize it:

[ghostsofgiants]

Stop the thread, CMW wins.

[Inchworm]

11. Here is a picture of me working

Bad angle, but here it is:



















:hi:

[querelle]

12. Alright!

Here's a non-pic of me last week in bed with my last conquest!

Q

































Heh heh.............made you look!

[BarenakedLady]

13. Fine

:evilgrin:

:blush:

[Inchworm]

14. o.m.g. is that you making snow angels in the buff?!?

:hide:

[BarenakedLady]

15. Yup

and it was cooooooooold. Can't you tell?

:blush:

[Inchworm]

17. I see!

Yowza!

What is that to the right of you?







:rofl:

[billyskank]

31. You're still hot

:loveya:

[BarenakedLady]

43. Awwwww

Thanks :loveya:

[HughBeaumont]

16. A blurry one with kudzu on my penis:

And another of me cat juggling:

[eyepaddle]

18. I always get in on these late, so nobody ever sees my non-pictures

here goes:

How I spent Saturday:






















A nice change of pace, doncha think?

[EstimatedProphet]

32. It really not looks like a nice weekend!

[skygazer]

19. This is not a picture of me in that golf tournament last week

And this is not a picture of the cat acting cute - :loveya:










Oh, and this is not a picture of my grandmother's goiter surgery -













:puke:

[EstimatedProphet]

24. I didn't think a goiter could get that big

How'd they get her on the operating table? It must have taken a forklift!

[skygazer]

33. They used this wierd contraption

Here is not a photo of Granny being lifted by the wierd contraption -
























You should see the bill for the damn thing! :grr:

[SeattleGirl]

20. Here are a couple from the Playboy centerfold spread I did:

This one is okay:






This on is my fav, though. I think I look pretty hawt here:

[EstimatedProphet]

22. WOW!

Momma mia that's not a hot pic! Damn!

[SeattleGirl]

23. Ooooh, thank you!

I've always wanted to not post these!

[Dr. Strange]

37. Not bad

But come on, aren't they airbrushed? Just a little?

[SeattleGirl]

40. Not in the least.

There I'm not, in all my natural glory!

[EstimatedProphet]

21. This is not a picture of me on my trip to Europe

This is not the Waterlooplein district in Amsterdam:
















I went to the Amsterdam Sex Museum! This isn't a picture of it:
























This isn't the Greenhouse Namaste (try the Orange Widow!):


















I loved that trip! Man these not pics really don't take me back!

[krispos42]

25. Here's mine

It's a not-picture of me juggling a chainsaw (on), a weedwhacker (on), and a calico kitten (looking adorable).

















And here's a not-picture of me chasing my son with a lit Roman candle and shooting rockets at him.

















And, worst of all, here's a not-picture of my Hummer H1. I only drive it in first gear because I love the roar of the engine in my ears. Fuel economy be damned...












:hide:

[lost-in-nj]

27. I hope this works

I'm new to this :)

ok here is a nonpicture of me and my family
having a cigarette break outside the Olive GArden....
(we were having a family reunion)

anyway if you look over in the bottom right hand corner
you will see my niece with the newest member of the clan...
she had to breastfeed it while we were having our ciggies...
she can multi-task very well


















:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


lost

[EstimatedProphet]

28. Hey, isn't the boy not pictured there getting circumsized?

[lost-in-nj]

29. nahhh

he had to go real bad so his Mom let him go in the bushes....
if you look close though you can see that his parents
changed their minds half way through


:hide: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


lost

[ZombieNixon]

30. This is not a picture of me dressed as a polar bear eating marshmallows in a blizzard:

or isn't it? :P

[Labors of Hercules]

34. Would you like some crack to go with your LSD?

because you people are trippin! :smoke:

[LSK]

35. look, no clothes!!!

:D

[Orsino]

36. Psst. You posted it upside down. n/t

[Guava Jelly]

38. Here is a picture of my circumcised Member

Pretty aint it










































































































































































































































































































.Ok so i only got half of it in the frame..Sheeesh I shrunk it by 25% :shrug:

[MsKandice01]

41. LOL!!!!

It's a beaute. I can't believe that's only the sideview!!

[Guava Jelly]

42. Yeah

It is my Burden..:silly: :rofl:

[Aristus]

39. Here are the erotic nudes I never took of myself during my bodybuilding years:

I hope you enjoyed them... B-)

[Left Is Write]

44. Okay. Mine aren't good, so don't look at what I haven't posted.

[EstimatedProphet]

45. No, yours are as not good as anyone else's!

Give yourself some not credit!