Should Wile E. Coyote continue to chase The Road Runner?

[Wetzelbill]

[El Fuego]

1. We are all chasing our own Road Runners, Gwasshoppa.

This has been your moment of Looney Toon Zen.

[CBHagman]

2. Um, alternative diet?

I mean, the mental stimulation (by using all those Acme schemes) and physical exercise are good, but the risk of injury is too extreme. Get another item on the menu, Wile E. Coyote.

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. He will prevail

He is not a cut-and-run coyote.

[Adsos Letter]

4. Oh yeah...

and he should be allowed to catch him, too...

:D

[pagerbear]

5. You'll think he'd listen to our opinions?

[deucemagnet]

6. I think he's got a pretty good lawsuit against Acme.

You can eat really well off of wrongful injury money.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

7. If he doesn't catch the road runner civil war will break out.

You don't want civil war, do you?

[JVS]

8. It's pointless, but I have to vote to continue funding his chasing because I don't want to be seen..

as letting down the coyotes, and he's unwilling to give me a timeline on a stop-chasing-road-runner strategy

[terrya]

9. They've been at it for over 40 years now.

Give it up already.

[NoPasaran]

10. Giving up now would embolden the roadrunners

[Eagle_Eye]

11. Go Wile, Go!