Why you should never talk politics with someone with ADD and a computer...

[Interrobang]

Funny, but may offend those who are sense-of-humour-impaired or have hangups about semi-off-colour words for genitalia:



My fiance (who has ADD and a computer) and I were talking the other day, and somehow the subject of the smear campaign the Republicans did on Bill Clinton came up. I said, "It's unbelievable how many people in the punditocracy just want to blame Clinton for everything." He said, "Yeah, either blame Clinton or blame Clinton's cock." "Yes," I said, "You'd think they'd be over it by now, considering that they've practically won everything."

Meanwhile, and unbeknownst to me, the F was surfing WeatherUnderground at the time, looking at predictions for snowfall in his local area. Of course, being ADD, sometimes his brain short-circuits itself, and the following erupted from his mouth:

"Clinton's cock is like...one to three inches is what they're predicting."

At first he didn't even realize why I was killing myself laughing on the other end of the phone...

[Mikimouse]

1. AND YOU THINK THAT"S FUNNY??????

*snarf*,just thought I'd demonstrate my obvious lack of a sense of humor *snarf*. That's really great, too bad you probably don't have it on tape. Probably a good thing you weren't supposed to have a blizzard, the possibilities would have been endless (no pun intended):evilgrin:

[Interrobang]

2. Well, even better...

When I repeated back to him what he'd said, he said, "Well, actually, I think Clinton's cock is probably bigger than that." :evilgrin:

No, I don't have it on tape -- it happened over the phone.

[Mikimouse]

3. Goes into the category of things...

to pull out of the hat at future parties. This thread could degenerate very quickly, but the prime suspects haven't been around the lounge today. Oh Matcom! Oh Magic Rat!

[Interrobang]

4. Yeah, where are the usual suspects?

I must have posted this during their off-hours.