Help! My cats are caucusing!

[Dookus]

and I distinctly heard one of 'em say "lieberman"

What should I do?!

[ogminlo]

1. Get a canvas bag, a brick, and a length of rope...

KIDDING!

[acmavm]

2. Send him to detox.

.

[virgdem]

3. Give em some catnip - that should take care of it.

eom

[MidwestMomma]

4. I don't think Lieberman is viable

Get out the cat treats and try to get him to go to Kucinich! Kucinich supports civil unions for cats!

[11cents]

5. My cats have been caucusing for a year now

I think they're planning something.

[Race4Peace]

6. yea, lieberman is my bottom choice, but try to see if you can get them to

support Dean

[Dookus]

8. Yes...

I suppose Dean DOES need the help. :evilgrin:

[montana_hazeleyes]

7. The only things my cats

were into as a kid was caa-caaing.

[Terwilliger]

9. those lie-ber-cats need some Clark-nip?

:shrug: :-)

[Limbought]

10. Give em two asprins & call me in the morning.

[carols]

11. Be thankful they aren't into Survivor Island

I ran out of tuna once and I know that I overheard one of mine snarling "bring me your torch" after peering disdainfully into his bowl.
Carol

[DisgustedDemocrat]

12. ROTFL!

[yellowdog]

13. Hmmmmm, do you think

they could have discussing cat litter? Seems reasonable to me.

[peekaloo]

14. before or after a butt licking session?

important to ascertain the sequence of candidate selection.....:D

[neebob]

15. Sing The Wowie Song

This is a new song I just discovered this evening that makes cats go crazy. It's easy - any tune, high or low, loud or soft. It goes:

Wowie! Wowie! Wowie, wowie, wowie!
Wowie! Wowie! Let's sing the wowie song!
Wowie! Wowie! Wow-wow-wow-wow wowie!
Wowie! Wowie! We're singin' the wowie song!

If your cats are like mine, they'll stop caucusing for Lieberman and try to get you to stop singing The Wowie Song.

[Dookus]

16. I just tried it, but no effect

they seem to be done caucusing, and now they're sleeping. They never told me who they settled on, but I don't think it's Lieberman - I think Rudy was the only one for him, and the other two beat him up and took his toy mouse. I know Punk's a Clark guy, but Molly's the big question mark. She's been dragging home LaRouche literature lately....

[neebob]

17. Hmm. Maybe it's not the song but the singer.

Maybe I just have one of those special voices that makes words that start with W - like weird, weenie, and wowie - sound insufferable.