Lotta you folks own ball clubs, huh?

[Oeditpus Rex]

My Braves. My Twins. My A's. My Cubs.



:P

[Joe Fields]

1. I'll sell you my Royals real cheap...

:toast:

[Lex]

2. Bases ball?

:shrug: nope

[wildhorses]

3. why yes ---

i am ted turner:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Oh, good

Could you please tell those morans to stop that idiotic "tomahawk chop"? :eyes:

[wildhorses]

5. woah woah woooo -hoooo-oooahahaoooo

chop chop

:rofl:


annoying isn't it:bounce:

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Fucking irritating

:grr:

[wildhorses]

15. could be --

the reason WHY we do it:bounce:

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. To look like idjits?

Atlanta fans stand up and do that stupid "chop" and they've all got these vacuous looks on their faces, arms pumpin' like a talking Reagan doll.



:hide:

[wildhorses]

24. ~

:rofl:


i am truly over here LMAO

thanks, i needed that.

:hug:

[Zomby Woof]

6. OUR Dodgers

I called you out last night about the sweep, but you must have been celebrating elsewhere. :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. No, I was sucking up

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6612866

:D

[Zomby Woof]

18. They should have Monty Python night at Dodger stadium

Free Holy Hand Grenades to the first 10,000 fans. :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. Wouldn't work

Somebody'd holler "One... two... FIVE!" and they'd all think it's time to go home. :D

[Zomby Woof]

26. Dammit all

I was hoping they could get Eric Idle to throw out the first pitch. Occasionally the LA Times prints scathingly sardonic letters to the editor from an Eric Idle in Los Angeles, and they are reliably anti-Bush and anti-Iraq war. It HAS to be him. :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. He was on Teevee's Craig Ferguson last night

Said he doesn't go out much, just stays home and writes.

Now I wanna get a job in op-ed at the Times so I can be the one to call Idle to verify that he wrote the letter. I'd ask him if he's ever gonna write one entirely in anagram. :D

[Wapsie B]

7. Well of course I do.

I'm actually a billionaire in real life. :P

[Robeson]

8. You forgot My Vikings.....

....:P

[Left Is Write]

10. I believe they belong to my dad and my brother and my husband.

:D

[Left Is Write]

9. Well....when the guy announces the team, doesn't he always say....

"Here's YOUR Minnesota Twins <or insert team of choice here>"?

So, they must be mine. Right?

[momophile]

11. we beat Boston today. oh yes. I said "we"

I'm on the Rockies team. cheering section.

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. Oh, 'we' is fine

Preferred, even. Shows y'got team spirit.

Remember the "Cheers" intro? Photo of a bartender holdin' up the front page of the Boston Globe (I guess) with a huge hed, "WE WIN," from the Sox' 1967 pennant.

I love that. :D

[ChoralScholar]

14. You can't have the

A's, they're mine - along with the Cardinals.

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. How come you own *two* ball clubs?

:shrug:

[Zomby Woof]

22. One for each league!

Which is why I claim ownership in the Mariners, as long as they stay in the inferior American League. :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. Meh

I'd sooner own a dried-up old rat's ass than a Mer'kin League club. :eyes:

[some guy]

23. because baseball has two divisions

silly question.


:rofl:

oh - that would be leagues, wouldn't it? :silly:

[ChoralScholar]

25. Okay. You can have the A's.

I've got LaRussa and Duncan, so I don't need Oakland anymore.

[KitchenWitch]

21. In my wildest dreams

Someday I will win the megamillions, then I will buy out Carl Pohlad and they will be MY Twins.

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. And you'll move 'em to Santa Ana?

:D

[KitchenWitch]

30. Hell no!

I would buy a private jet and follow them around.