There's no car on the road that says "I'm a huge douchebag" more than a Yellow H2.

[Initech]

True or false?

This should make for some good arguments! :popcorn:

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. False....

I actually have a sign in my back window that says "I'm a huge douchebag" :evilgrin:

[Blue-Jay]

2. i think I saw you the other day!

:bounce:

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. You should have waived! n/t

[Initech]

3. Hard to debate that one!

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. ....

gimme a kiss :loveya:

[Hippo_Tron]

35. Does your sticker look like this by any chance?

[TOhioLiberal]

5. True...

...it also screams 'I have some shortcomings...' :rofl:

[Initech]

7. Especially if it's "lifted".

[TOhioLiberal]

11. ...

:rofl:

[Initech]

25. OMG, I just realized that had a double meaning!

:rofl:

[DS1]

12. yep

just dropped in to point out the MORONS who lift up their hummers and then put shiny ass 24" rims on with low-profile sport tires

if you want a sports car, get a 350z

[liberaltrucker]

8. That, or....

"I have a REALLY small penis".

:rofl:

[Richard Steele]

13. I've toyed with the idea of printing these bumper stickers and slapping one on every Hummer I see...

But I haven't, because that would be WRONG! :evilgrin:

[liberaltrucker]

14. That it would

:evilgrin:

[Initech]

27. Well, I would try that...

But... I bet a lot of H2 owners are probably armed.

[grace0418]

29. I've always wanted to get vinyl letters that list the school district and a fake stop sign.

Then attach them to a yellow Hummer in the middle of the night. Those yellow Hummers look like the short buses to me.

[Richard Steele]

32. OMG that's just f***ing BRILLIANT!!!!!

"Short bus" Hummer dress-up kits!

Have you ever considered a career in "Evil Geniusing"?
I think you'd be good at it.

[grace0418]

33. I am a bit of an evil genius. It's my alter-ego.

LOL! Thanks. I would love to actually do it some day. But my nice, liberal, good-girl side probably won't let me.

[Richard Steele]

38. Well, the Union Rules aren't nearly as harsh as they used to be, y'know...

Since the sweeping re-interpretation of the "psychotic break clause"
back in '77, a lot of members have been keeping their original
'nice, liberal, good-girl' personas intact for everyday use. There's
really very little stigma attached to that sort of thing these days.

Keep your dues paid up, put together a good costume, and you can stay a
"member in good standing" with just 3 or 4 evil schemes a year.

Hey: a mousy secretary who burglarizes a few jewellery stores is hardly
an "evil genius"....but no one has ever suggested that we revoke THIS
person's membership:

[grace0418]

41. Yeah, but I don't look anywhere near that good in an EG costume.

Guys can get away with not being great-looking as long as their evil plans are really good. But women have to have the whole package, the union is just as sexist as any other organization.

[KitchenWitch]

30. Hell put them on magnets

that way you are not really "disfiguring" their "unit"

[Initech]

20. That's definitely debatable.

I'd put those big-ass raised pickup trucks in the same category.

[BarenakedLady]

9. Pretty much

yup.

[AwakeAtLast]

10. I think I posted this before

My husband and I call the H1 "pencil dick", the H2 "tiny dick", and the H3 "micro dick"

What gets me is that lately I've seen a lot more women than men driving them. Can anyone explain the appeal? :shrug:

[liberaltrucker]

16. Penis envy?

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Apparently, some women use the same criteria

for choosing vehicles and men.

[AwakeAtLast]

23. And I'm guessing those women would be repukes?

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. One would think

If they're fans of pencil/tiny/micro penii. :evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. No, the Cadillac SUV does. Especially if it has FIB plates.

The Yellow Hummer just says "I'm a total douchebag, but not as much as the utter douchebag with the Cadillac SUV, and I also have a small penis and no self-esteem that isn't driven from outside myself".

The Cadillac SUV just says "I'm a total, utter douchebag", beyond any penis size, self-esteem issues, or other issues.

[liberaltrucker]

18. An insightful, well reasoned argument, as usual

:toast:

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. Thanks!

[liberaltrucker]

22. Hey, you have an ability and sense of humor

To cut thru the bullshit and tell it like it is. Few do.

:toast:

[Initech]

21. When you think about it, the H2 and the Escalade are pretty much the same car.

Both have exactly the same specs and use the same engine. So you could put them both in the same category.

Otherwise that's the best argument I've heard yet.

[Major Hogwash]

26. A jet black 90's Ford 4X4 pickup jacked 2 feet off the ground sez it so much louder though.

I saw one pull away from the gas pump the other day at the local convenience store.
He must have been near empty when he pulled in, he had bought $75 dollars worth of gas.
I just about crapped my pants when I saw that.

[Initech]

28. Hard to say.

I see those big-ass trucks on the road every day, they do say it pretty loud and clear.

I guess really expensive black Mercedes would also qualify as well. I especially love seeing $100,000 cars stuck in traffic on I-10. I get a false sense of superiority when I see that.

[grace0418]

31. What do Range Rovers say? Seriously, most consumer reports say those

vehicles suck ass, yet people pay top dollar to drive them.

If I'm going to spend that much money on a vehicle, I want it to be a truly high quality vehicle. Not that I'd ever spend that much money on a vehicle.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

34. I think this one does even more...

[Writer]

36. I once saw one of those get into an accident with a mini-van.

The mini-van won. :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

37. ...

[taterguy]

39. At least Hummer drivers aren't smug and self-righteous

Nothing says Douchebag like equating virtue with vehicle size

[MistressOverdone]

40. Now, really...what's wrong

with a douchebag? Why make fun of feminine hygiene?

GEEZ!