Bad day. Time for some riddles.

[Echotrail]

What happens when you give a Republican viagra?

[Spirochete]

1. He gets taller?

[Echotrail]

3. Yes! How can you tell a Repub is not lying to you?

:)

[hellbound-liberal]

9. His lips aren't moving!

[Echotrail]

11. or

he's riding in the back of a hearse.

(nasty. your answer is better.)

[MsKandice01]

2. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[Echotrail]

4. Q: What's wrong with political jokes?

;)

[nickgutierrez]

5. Redundancy?

:)

[Echotrail]

6. They get elected

.

[Echotrail]

7. Q.How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

:-)

[nickgutierrez]

8. Light bulb? What light bulb?

There's nothing wrong with that light bulb. Maybe the liberal media thinks there's something wrong with that light bulb, but it looks ok to me.

:)

[Echotrail]

12. It takes 2. One to borrow a lightbulb from China, and

one to outsource the screwing.

:)

[Random_Australian]

10. What happens when someone does not answer their post, to the frustration of all?

:)

Well, we're about to find out....

[Echotrail]

13. hey, I'm here. multi-tasking. checkin' in to see if anyone is playing.

:)

[Random_Australian]

15. ..... no, *I* was not going to answer, and thus do the ironic humour thing.

Ah well, cést la vie.....

[Echotrail]

14. Q. What's the difference between * and God?

A. God doesn't think he's President.

[hellbound-liberal]

16. What's the difference between a republican & a sack of manure?

[achtung_circus]

17. The sack. nt