If our pets had opposable thumbs they would ditch us.....discuss

[LynneSin]

I swear my cats are plotting against me but can't figure out how to open the food cans

[EFerrari]

1. And give up their slave? I don't think so.

:)

[LynneSin]

4. See - your dog is already brewing coffee

What next - doing his own laundry?

[EFerrari]

6. Actually, I think she was trying to steal my Valium.

She lives with ME, after all.

lol

[unpossibles]

2. my pets love me.

they get jealous of each other, and it's not just the feeding.

:)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. i doubt it. if they had opposable thumbs they would still want to be lazy.

[lizziegrace]

5. Mine would need

opposable thumbs and height. They're too lazy jump very high. Oh, and my debit card. They wouldn't leave home without it...

;)

[MistressOverdone]

7. When we had horses, which we did for many

years, we always said if they only knew how big and strong they were, they could take over the world.

But they don't. They are a tad dim that way.

[TZ]

8. Why would they do that?

They have ME wrapped around their little fuzzy paws already. I feed and play at their discretion already:)

[EFerrari]

12. I've have to wait for PG&E all day -- can't go anywhere until

they show up. And the biggest stressor is, "my poor dog -- no walk!"

lol

[mzteris]

9. If our pets had opposable thumbs they would EAT us!

That is all......


:rofl:

[taterguy]

10. Mine would hang out until they found other chaffeurs

There's no substitute for this

[guitar man]

11. and I would let them

what, are your paws broke? There's the bag of dog food, there's your dish, get off your ass and get it yourself!! :rofl:

[EFerrari]

13. LOL! That's what a nun said to my cousin when she showed up

to school with a wrinkled uniform shirt.

:rofl:

[Haole Girl]

14. I don't think my cat has the patience to teach another human...

..all the tricks he's taught me...

like how to turn on the water faucet for him!

[Zuiderelle]

15. They would make us their slaves.

Oh, but they already do that.