Because people are INCREDIBLY pasty, i'm going to say this

[La Lioness Priyanka]

[Zuiderelle]

1. Easy for you to say.

I'm going to guess that you've never been pasty. :P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. i am pretty pasty for an indian

and yeah i guess it is easy for me to say.

:P

[AggieGal]

2. or Shades

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. the pic aint showing

[AggieGal]

14. How about this one

The pics show fine for me.

[rbnyc]

4. LOL

I hope to see about ten more of these before I'm done with my break.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

15. its lounge tradition

:hi:

[EFerrari]

5. LOL! People used to ask me how I kept up my tan.

I said a few thousand years in Central America did the job. :)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. lol

i am much paler than i would have wanted to be!

[EFerrari]

17. We went to Hawaii for our honeymoon. That real tan

lasted about five years and my friends couldn't believe a week could do that.

Maybe time to go back. :)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

8. I have the "midnight bronze" thing going on.

:P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

12. show off!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

32. Hey, at least you show up in pictures!

I need a floodlight to even register on film.

[mainegreen]

9. It's called porcelain.

I'm rather fond of it!
:P

[Gormy Cuss]

13. Easy for you to say

Delft boy.
:P

[mainegreen]

16. You get my family together on a sunny day, you better wear shades from the glare.

whiteout conditions.
:D

[Withywindle]

40. Absolutely! Peaches 'n' cream, it used to be called.

I'm not ashamed. I got a big tattoo on my leg so people would stop thinking I was wearing white stockings.

I love it. All the Goth kids envy me. :D

[ElizabethDC]

10. You gotta be careful with that stuff

I'm one of the pastiest people on the planet, and self-tanners always streak really badly on me. The only thing that ever works for me is Mystic Tan, where you go in the booth and it sprays you all over.

Being pasty sucks, especially during bathing suit season.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

11. sorry elizabeth. i am not very pasty, but some bronzers make me go orange.

thats unpleasant! :)

[cwydro]

18. ...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Wait, I gotta go change the dog's diaper, brb.

[Zuiderelle]

20. oh

:rofl:

[cwydro]

21. shit,

now the cat wants a bottle. Brb.

[Zuiderelle]

27. be right back

I'm late for a playdate for the guinea pig

[cwydro]

31. bwwahahhahahhahahahaha

omg, I spilled my wine.

Oh no, the dog is pulling the cat's tail, brb.

[Zuiderelle]

34. My cat's having a timeout.

And so is the dog until I find out who left the empty carton of milk in the fridge.

[cwydro]

36. two of the cats

are running around outside without their pants on...damn it.

Oh wait...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

23. well you probably dont need a bronze with your outdoorsy lifestyle.

hey did i tell you lisa's parents and my parents are going to do a dinner soon?

[cwydro]

28. I have been inside for three days

with cramps and pms (not in that order). I HATE cramps and PMS.

I have emerged from my burrow to go swimming and walk dogs.

But my pastiness comes honestly, with British parents you know.

But you're right, I am a sun-worshiper.

Oh dear, now one of the cats has gone and guzzled drain cleaner. Brb.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

24. dupe

[La Lioness Priyanka]

25. dupe

[Connonym]

19. you say pasty like it's a bad thing

:-P

[Left Is Write]

22. I thought you liked me pale.

:(

[La Lioness Priyanka]

26. i do babe!

[Danger Mouse]

29. I'm pretty pale, though...

:P

[ghostsofgiants]

30. I'm not even pasty...

I'm translucent.

[cwydro]

33. I like

Cornish pasties.

Probably only Brits will know of what I speak.

[HEyHEY]

35. ew ew ew

That stuff is gross.

[terrya]

37. Or one of those spray on tan things.

God, I'm so white it's scary.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

38. are you translucent like primate1?

:hi:

[terrya]

39. Getting there.

I seem to be getting even more pasty white as I get older.

:hi:

[SarahB]

41. I can't help it.

:cry:

I'm a blonde with pale green eyes and no measurable melanin.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

42. this is why i give you my suggestion

of tan in a bottle

:P

[SarahB]

43. It makes me look funny.

Even the pricey stuff. My daughter can pull off the fake stuff, but I never can.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

44. tee hee.

:P

[hedgehog]

45. It's from back during the Ice Age.

The melanin deficient cave men were able to hide themselves among the glaciers long enough to reproduce!

[Kerrytravelers]

46. Irish and Scottish here. Never able to tan and I'm perfectly ok with that.

[Marrah_G]

47. Me too!

I've never had a tan. Just go from transparent to lobster red and then right back to transparent.

Now I found my birth family a couple years back and I had a great grandmother who was a blackfoot indian. She died about 6 months after I found my birth mother at 103 years old.

So....What I wanna know is...... WHERE THE HELL ARE THOSE NICE TAN GENES....

:cry:

Nope instead apparently (as usual) the Scot genes took over. Red hair, freckles everywhere, short as hell, and yes.... transparent (except for the freckles)

[Kerrytravelers]

49. I'm the same. Pale, red-headed and freckles. But hey. It's me. What can I do?

Certainly not tan! :rofl:

[Marrah_G]

50. Yup....

But it sucks nto being able to go to the beach for the day or go out fishing unless it's early morning or evening. It limits alot since sunscreen never really works for me.

[Kerrytravelers]

51. I found a 75! I've heard that nothing about 45 works, but this 75 has worked well for me.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

48. PASTY! mmm now I'm hungry ...

yooper soul food

http://www.hu.mtu.edu/vup/pasty/history.htm

:rofl: