Attention Fellow Conspirators...

[SPKrazy]

The crow has flown, the eagle has landed on the crest, and the bananas are rotten...

i repeat:

The crow has flown, the eagle has landed on the crest, and the bananas are rotten...



This is NOT a drill...



you know what to do..

:D

[Random_Australian]

1. That's right! Your conspiracy will fall to the might of Big Yak!

We claim success!

The mongoose is chasing the cheese as we speak!

Bwahhahahahha!

[SPKrazy]

2. mongoose on the loose!

plan change

ixne on the ananasbe

repeat

ixne on the ananasbe


:evilfrown:

[Writer]

3. The crow and eagle have died from the rotten bananas...

I repeat...

The crow and eagle have died from the rotten bananas...

ABORT! ABORT ABORT!

[SPKrazy]

6. can't abort but we can

change directions


rotten bananas mean only one thing!


there's a fruit fly in the ointment, i repeat a fruitfly in the ointment

[Writer]

11. Well I might as well...

Writer's ass has squashed the fruit fly...

Plan A is a go.

I repeat: Writer's ass has squashed the fruit fly...

Plan A is a go.

[SPKrazy]

20. Wait, plan A is a go?

okay

the writer has squashed the fruit fly, go with A

repeat

the writer has squashed the fruit fly, go with A

[fizzgig]

4. oh noes!

the manta ray has docked

repeat

the manta ray has docked!

[SPKrazy]

8. rendezvous with stinger

rendezvous with stinger at the appointed time

:grr:

[fizzgig]

14. yes sir

rendezvous as planned

[SPKrazy]

21. deliver to empire state

repeat

deliver to empire state ;)

[fizzgig]

29. package en route

expect short delay

;)

[SPKrazy]

31. delay will be expected

re route alternate package to NC

repeat

re route alternate package to NC

;)

[fizzgig]

42. rerouting package

repeat

rerouting package

will deliver as best as i can

;)

[SPKrazy]

45. it's all right

support will deliver NC

repeat

support will deliver NC

go to Empire state as planned

disregard previous instructions

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

53. understood

empire state plans stand as previously stated

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

55. and remember to look for the tutu

repeat

look for the tutu

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

61. negative on the tutu

repeat

negative on the tutu

but seaweed sighting probable

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

70. seaweed is probable copy that

seaweed is probable

[Inchworm]

5. fark!

what was it that I was supposed to do with these honey laden panties?

:shrug:

[SPKrazy]

9. you'll have to eat them to survive

you will be on radio blackout soon

the panties must be eaten

repeat

the panties must be eaten :D

[Inchworm]

25. Roger!

Panties eaten, she did not mind over

repeat- she did not mind

out

-cartoon smoke trail-

[SPKrazy]

27. are you sure it was honey?

are you sure it was honey?

check her id

[Inchworm]

Sweet Hay Zeus

she was charming. And she could dance and wile... I'd druther not know, Sir.

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

35. okay, disregard previous instruction

take her with you and rinse and repeat

take her with you and rinse and repeat

:D

[Inchworm]

49. Sir! request another assignment!

I had a woman touch me, sucked the honey.. now I doubt she was really a woman..

Can I just blow stuff up?

:D

[SPKrazy]

51. detonate all targets

repeat

detonate all targets


return to the brown zone afterwards

[Inchworm]

56. umm.. can I hire this job out?

I'm very close to impact -waves bomb jacket-

I know a guy...

[SPKrazy]

59. negative

no cut outs

repeat

no cut outs

[Inchworm]

62. they will all be missed

--lights slow wick--

got a smoke? As we await their demise?

don't worry bout a light, I stole mathces off the priest.

out

[SPKrazy]

71. no quarter

repeat

no quarter

[Joe Fields]

7. Quick, go to plan B!

[SPKrazy]

12. roger that Joe

all units

plan b-- use your donuts to pad your fall

use your donuts to pad your fall

[XemaSab]

10. U has cheezburger?

Repeat: U has cheezburger?

It has a flaver.

[SPKrazy]

17. flaver is negative

repeat flaver is negative


use the right windchimes for sound

use the right windchimes for sound

[XemaSab]

23. Natasha says no windchimes

[SPKrazy]

26. okay, no windchimes....

let's go with mardi gras beads

let's go with mardi gras beads

[XemaSab]

36. beads?

:bounce::bounce:

Repeat: :bounce::bounce:

[SPKrazy]

39. yes...

beads

:bounce: :bounce: if you got 'em

:bounce: :bounce: if you got 'em

[XemaSab]

44. I got em, and ps

[SPKrazy]

46. wait, the eagle flies at

omg

Houston, we got a problem


the damned eagle is not flying until dawn!


we got "birds" in the field'''


and we got no eagle until dawn!


:wtf:



:grr:



i hate it when this happens



code brown, repeat code brown!

[XemaSab]

58. Code brown is no good...

:(

[SPKrazy]

60. i know

how about code pink

repeat

code pink

:D

better?

:shrug:

[XemaSab]

63. Code "Clear blue fluid" would be the best

:D

[SPKrazy]

72. yes, blue fluid it is

partake

stay where you are until receiving further instructions

[XemaSab]

73. Can I get up to go pee?

:shrug:

[SPKrazy]

74. not if it is blue

you should wait until it changes color

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

19. ...

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

28. laughter is good medicine

laughter is good medicine

[Adsos Letter]

13. I thought the action signal was

..."Jean has a long moustache"...

Didn't you ever watch "The Longest Day"?

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

18. jean's moustache has been shaved

repeat

jean's moustache has been shaved


the longest day will arrive soon!

[SeattleGirl]

15. The orca has breached! I repeat:

The Orca has breached!

[SPKrazy]

22. damn, the Orca has breached

can't find the code card for that one sis,


:grr:




here it is




okay

the orca will breach the ozone

repeat

the orca will breach the ozone


:wtf:

[SeattleGirl]

38. Roger that, bro.

Have just spotted Agent Mike.

Repeat:

Have just spotted Agent Mike!

Prepare to change plans immediately!

[SPKrazy]

40. agent mike has been compromised no worries

he gave up on B*sh as well


no worries

repeat


no worries


:patriot:

[Drunken Irishman]

16. I'm on it!

*Burns everything to the ground*

[SPKrazy]

24. let it burn let it burn

let it burn let it burn

disco inferno even :crazy:

[Adsos Letter]

30. LOL !!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

33. okay you four

get off the floor we got work to do :grr:


there are burning embers in the firepit

repeat

there are burning embers in the firepit

[Adsos Letter]

32. This would explain the French Resistance folks who are tearing

up the RR tracks down the road as we speak...

:D

[SPKrazy]

37. back down the tracks

repeat

back down the tracks

[Gormy Cuss]

34. Vienna Hyatt is Baca in jail.

I repeat. Vienna Hyatt is Baca in jail.
:)

[SPKrazy]

41. downgrade to Paris er, Hyatt?

that can't be right


hey


where did that card go :grr:


okay, never mind




Vienna Hyatt it is

[TOhioLiberal]

43. The crow craps at dawn...

...repeat: The crow craps at dawn.

:rofl:

[Adsos Letter]

47. Auuuuuggghhhh..."Red Storm Rising, Red Storm Rising"...

:D

[SPKrazy]

50. we've got infiltrates, bring in the antibiotics

repeat

we've got infiltrates, bring in the antibiotics


:shrug:

[SPKrazy]

48. great, right when the damned eagle flies

we gotta get this schedule down better dammit


okay,

here is the new order from HQ


the crow craps and the eagle flies at dawn

repeat

the crow craps and the eagle flies at dawn


:silly:

[SPKrazy]

52. Mission creep has occurred

the crow has crapped, the eagle has flown, the bananas have rotted, the boobies have bounced, the panties were eaten, and i just give up.

someone else's turn to take over the mission control


i'm going to bed!


:hug:


good night!

[Adsos Letter]

54. ...must...find...shelter... n/t

[SPKrazy]

57. secret location

repeat

find the secret location

i can't tell you where though it's a secret :P

[Inchworm]

64. do you have an exit strategy?

muahahahahaha

:rofl:

:D

[SPKrazy]

67. pull out and run

repeat

pull out and run

[TrogL]

65. I forgot

Is it teh red wire or the blue one?

[SeattleGirl]

66. Neither. It's the yellow.

Repeat: It's the yellow.

[SPKrazy]

69. I hope they got the right one!

:hide:

[SPKrazy]

68. Sis is right

its the yellow one

RUN



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