Bad Santa Character

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Billy Bob Thornton played a drunk in Bad Santa and his character was funny. Are all store Santa's drunks and does anyone have a Friend like the guy in Bad Santa.
He sat there pissing his clothes and he acted as if it were natural.
I love that movie and I haven't laughed that hard in a few years.
My uncle was an alcoholic and he was a violent person when he was drinking but Billy Bob was funny.

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1. Santa @ my kid's Daycare Party smelled of booze

This was years ago, the older ones are in college now. I think that They must have been around 9 & 7, my daughter came back from sitting on Santa's lap and says, "Mommy, Santa smells like medicine". Her brother quickly corrected her, "Nope, I think it's alcohol!" I had a tough time not laughing, he was so serious. He had a Mrs. Santa with him, she must have been so proud.

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2. I couldn't help but laugh at your story

How did you hold the laugh in it must have been hard.

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3. I am looking for funny Santa stories

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[Deja Q]

4. Here's a hilarious review...

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/badsanta.htm

Are these folks a little too robotic or what?

For lots of other movies, check out http://www.capalert.com/capreports/index.htm - particularly the Trek, Star Wars, and X-Men movies. They sure don't know what FICTION is... and they're so uppity on homosexuals that you'd think the site was ran by a bunch of closet cases! (I'm gay so I can say that! :P )

[Kat45]

5. Didn't you post a link to another of their reviews the other day?

I know somebody did, because I had forgotten about that page until I saw it.

[Deja Q]

6. I love that bird!

Yes, I am guilty of posting the link originally. But they're so hilariously warped, I thought I'd do 'em a double-take. :D

[Kat45]

7. Thanks, HypnoToad.

That's my little parrotlet, Grace.

I love reading those reviews as well. I can't believe how they count every single instance of each specific 'sinful thing' occurring throughout the movie.