LOL (too funny) CAN'T TESTIFY BY PHONE -LOL

[underpants]

http://www.accesshollywood.com/news/ah5656.shtml

Angry Judge Orders Sheriff To Pick Up Paris, Phone Appearance Pulled
LOS ANGELES, Calif. (June 8, 2007) -- After being told she could attend a court hearing today over her early jail release by phone, an L.A. Superior Court judge has demanded the heiress head downtown. According to our reporters on the scene, the judge has just ordered the sheriff to pick Paris up and bring her to court. She will be traveling in a sedan.

Originally Hilton was ordered to report to court at 9 a.m. The judge signed an order for deputies to bring her in a sheriff's vehicle from her Hollywood Hills home, said Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini.

On Friday morning, Parachini said Hilton would be allowed to take part in the hearing by telephone. That was reversed at 8:50 a.m. when the Judge ordered her to come in and sent the sheriff to pick her up.

[helderheid]

1. Loving this judge!

[DS1]

2. Kee-Riste

:eyes:

[underpants]

3. Phoning it in

Literally

[DS1]

4. yeah, i was gonna go for that low hanging fruit

but she's been denied that

hold on, let me put the speakerphone over the bible

[underpants]

6. What's next, texting?

Y
N

dunno

not me

like as if

[DS1]

8. hearings are postponed, court is in recess, ICQ servers are down

[underpants]

9. ...

:rofl:

No I SWEAR I tried to text you!!!

[NaturalHigh]

5. Traveling in a sedan?

Oh, the horror!

[underpants]

7. Her publicist is really earning his keep now huh?

The sedan makes her look so "of the people"

:bounce:

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

10. Don't be so sure.