DAMMIT! Don't EVER do that to me again!!

[matcom]

x(

All day I have been working. WORKING! Working HARD too!

Probably the most productive day I've had in this shitty company in MONTHS!

Now they are likely to expect it from me all the time! :grr:

I blame DU for this.

[LSK]

1. K&R

:D

[Maddy McCall]

2. I actually went grocery shopping.

Now DHS won't have to come take my hungry kid away.

:rofl:

[underpants]

3. I, for one, paniced

and that Morans guy never did answer any of my questions stoopid morans guy :grr:

[Critters2]

4. Ditto that.

It's Tuesday, June 6, and my sermon for June 17 is done. Who knew I could be so efficient?!

[mainegreen]

5. You'll have to make up for it tommorow.

[Liberalynn]

6. This quote seems appropriate: From the NBC Series "Profiler"

George after being complemented on his excellent computer research: "The only thing you get for good work is more work."

[DS1]

7. Fuck, man

I wrote an entire mortgage system in php today

This madness has to stop!

[mainegreen]

8. Did it look like this?

if ($creditscore<700) {
    $deny_loan=true;
}
else {
    switch($gullibility) {
        case 'very':
             $screw_percentage=.5;
             break;
        case 'somewhat':
             $screw_percentage=.2;
             break;
        default:
             $screw_percentage=1;
    }
}
if (!$deny_loan) {
    echo 'You\'re approved!';
}

[DS1]

9. *claps*

Love the default :yourock:

[Bake]

10. Sucks, doesn' it!

Bake

[LoZoccolo]

11. I think an interesting feature for a web forum would be "ban yourself from x:xx to y:yy".

Basically you could lock yourself out between certain times, and it would take a week for new settings to go into effect so you couldn't just unban yourself on impulse.