Spam ads for 'male enhancement' just toy with men's egos

[Pale Blue Dot]

What are these people selling? Does any of it work? And why do guys care?

So, armed with a legitimate reason to go to sites such as PenisReview.com and ask doctors and psychologists probing questions about male bodies and minds, I went looking for answers.

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It's often impossible to tell who makes the products, or where they are made. And they're not cheap: $50 to $70 for a month's supply.

Their claims are impressive. Some emphasize that women flock to well-endowed men. Others use more scientific language: "The tests conducted over a 360 day period show that out of the 17,000 Males from around the world who participated in our survey," says a VP-RX Web ad, "the average gain after 4 months of taking VP-RX pills was 3.02 Inches!"

http://www.philly.com/mld/inquirer/news/front/7735128.htm

Hilarious article.

[Kamika]

1. rofl..

penisreview.com??

I just went there.. lol

anyway just trust me on this one.. size doesn't matter "that" much


edit: oh these pills have the coolest names hehe

"KONG"
"OPTIMUM"
"ALPHA-MALE" (ooooh)
"POWER ENLARGE"
"NITRO-HERBAL"


Trust me if the guys visiting these websites aint getting any.. it sure as hell aint because of their size

[private_ryan]

12. size doesn't matter "that" much

yeah, and women's breast size or looks don't matter at all.

[rfranklin]

2. I took an overdose...

and now I'm tripping all over myself.

[terrya]

3. LOL!

I laughed out loud when I read your comment. :-)

Thanks!
Terry

[Deja Q]

4. ROTFLMAO!

A bonus side effect is that you'll no longer have to buy jump ropes... :evilgrin:

[calimary]

6. Hail, Tripod! I had one of those once.

He really was as big as he said he was (part of why I wanted to see. Usually those who talk a big game can't measure up in reality). But he knew not what to do with it, unless you're okay with sawing back and forth. I had an out-of-body experience. In my mind I suddenly became VERY detached and looked at myself objectively and said - uh - is that all there is?

Hopefully you are better endowed, MENTALLY, than he was. I certainly am. I wound up with another man.

[NightTrain]

5. I hate those fargin ads! I get at least a dozen of 'em a day.

That, and ads for breast enlargement. No thanks! Since I put all this weight on, my breasts are quite large enough.

[zanana]

7. It's not in the length, anyway.

Everybody knows it's the width!

[HuckleB]

8. If it worked, you wouldn't need to market it with spam.

Some pharmaceutical company or another would make billions, and the costs would be prohibitive for many.

[ironflange]

9. It says that exercise can help

If that's true, then the amount of exercise I gave it as a teenager would have me walking really funny now.

:evilgrin:

[creativelcro]

10. Man, I get tons of those ads...

And for each one of them I get the header info, go to SpamCop, and complain to the appropriate [e-mail] addresses. Some seem to work. Most never reply, and probably never read the e-mail. It's a problem, in general. I'm wondering if one could have a case if this material was opened by a minor. Technically, they may not target minors with these ads. Waiting for a major lawsuit about this. It's gotten worse since Jan 1st, I think. -C

[Robb]

11. Actually, they work.

I've responded to every one of the 3,712 emails I received (so far), and have spent roughly $720,000 (thanks to the 2,133 opportunities I had to refinance my credit card debt).

Perhaps you've heard the expression "with a big enough lever, he could move the world"? It's true.

[Kamika]

13. wow

How big is it

[Skittles]

14. BIG

ROBB MOVES THE WORLD IN HIS SPARE TIME.

[Robb]

16. I have no spare time

I move the world because I love.... :)

[camero]

15. The key to a good time

1. Get in there
2. Work your ass off. :)