Who Is Your Favorite TV Evangelist

[Parche]

Mine is Kenneth Copeland




And Rod Parsley Because of the way he talksa, to Goda, and Jesusa



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[KitchenWitch]

1. Don't hate me - I actually like Billy Graham

:hide:

Joyce Meyer cracks me up.

[billyskank]

24. Is he Franklin's dad?

I think I heard he's not so bad, the father that is. I know shit, of course. :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

40. Yes, I believe he is Franklin's dad

He (Billy Graham) is decent.

[LynneSin]

2. Paul and Jan Crouch

[KitchenWitch]

6. Miss Piggy?

:rofl:

[underpants]

18. I saw them once

they had Diane Cannon on sitting on this huge couch. It was just bizarre

[Gen. Jack D. Ripper]

3. I don't know, which one's the self-hating homosexual with the S&M fetish?

he's my favorite.

[LSK]

4. this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNQzM8e-Fac

:rofl:

[AlCzervik]

5. no question-

Jack Van Impe and his wife Rexella and their daughters Henryella and Stevella. Good and crazy.

[musette_sf]

8. that's DOCTOR Rexella to you

[DrDan]

9. Did you know this about Jack the scientist . . .

In 2001, Jack Van Impe Ministries "won" the humorous/mock Ig Nobel Prize for astrophysics for its assertion that "black holes fulfill all the technical requirements to be the location of Hell."

[AlCzervik]

12. Rofl, no i did not know that but that is hilarious. He's on really late here

so i've only caught his act a few times and wow he really seems to be one of the true believers.

[NewWaveChick1981]

7. Ernest Angley.

His plastic snap-on hair just made me swoon when I saw it. :P Besides, he bought a house for his parents in the early 80s one street up from my mom. Occasionally, when I was home from college, I'd see him drive by in his pimped-out Cadillac. :rofl:

:rofl: My mom used to work at a Catholic liberal arts college, and the monks there all popped popcorn and drank beer on Sunday afternoons to enjoy the entertainment offered by Ernest's "healing" tv show. :rofl:

[Bjornsdotter]

27. Not sure if you remember

...Steve Dahl had a song during the 70's about Ernest Angley called "Heal Me"....it still makes me laugh.

Cheers

[NewWaveChick1981]

29. OMG, I'd forgotten about that song!

:rofl: :rofl: It was funny as hell...:hi:

[Canuckistanian]

32. The man who put the "jelly" in evangelical

We used to do impressions of him in high school.

[NewWaveChick1981]

38. That's hilarious!

:rofl: :hi: I'm sure you had lots of fun with those impressions. There's a LOT to make fun of. :P

[mikeytherat]

10. Gotta go with Benny Hinn: the hair shelf, the gaze - he's got it going on!

mikey_the_rat

[NewWaveChick1981]

11. "Hair shelf"...

:spray: :rofl: OMG! :rofl:

[AlCzervik]

13. bwwaaaaaaa. hair shelf.

[Bryan]

36. Benny Hinn is the best

Priceless lunacy.

http://www.deceptioninthechurch.com/ti020006.htm

He wears his diamond Rolex, diamond rings, gold bracelet and custom suits for all to see. ..."What's the big deal, for goodness sake?" he says. "What am I supposed to do, drive a Honda? ... That's not in the Bible. ... I'm sick and tired about hearing about streets of gold (in heaven). I don't need gold in heaven. I got to have it now."

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As for his critics, Hinn says: "You know, I've looked for one verse in the Bible -- I just can't seem to find it -- one verse that says, 'If you don't like'em, kill'em." I really wish I could find it! ... Sometimes I wish God would give me a Holy Ghost machine gun. I'd blow your head off."

[underpants]

14. That old guy with the white beard who was on for 3 hours in the middle of the night

What was his name?

[Parche]

15. Old Guy

I think it was The Reverand Matcoma!!! :rofl: :rofl:

[mikeytherat]

16. Ever see the militant (sort of a thin, Ida Amin-ish) preacher guy on BLAB?

It is a hoot. Unintentional, but still a hoot.

mikey_the_rat

[underpants]

17. No I haven't

What was that guy's name? The whole screen was just his face. He would talk on anything for HOURS and I mean anything.

[MonkeyFunk]

20. Dr. Gene Scott

He was a hoot. It was like reading a bottle of Dr. Bronner's soap.

[Bjornsdotter]

21. Did you ever see

...the video of him swearing about some Aussie who wrote him?

It's a hoot

Cheers

[underpants]

25. YES!!!

That guy was a hoot and a half.

[AlCzervik]

26. he looks like a crazy Rutger Hower.

[Oeditpus Rex]

39. His widow ain't Jerry Falwell, either

[Left Is Write]

19. The one played by Jim Carrey on In Living Color...The Reverend Doctor Carl Pathos....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQgDL1TUDs

[edbermac]

22. I did watch Jim and Tammy Faye once in a while.

Weirdly fascinating.

[Initech]

23. Dana Carvey's "Church Lady" from SNL

[mitchum]

28. The dead ones

[Decruiter]

30. Dallas's own Electric Bob

Robert Tilton
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH5zgHLkmv0

[KamaAina]

31. The one with the perfectly descriptive name: Creflo Dollar!

'cause with these guys, Jebus takes a back seat to Mammon everry time.

[Wapsie B]

33. Where's the love for my man Jimmy Swaggart?

He's ma dog.

:rofl:

[kskiska]

37. I used to love watching Jimmy Swaggart

I liked the way he'd strut across the stage holding his bible aloft while working up a good sweat preaching fire and brimstone, and the way he'd squinch his eyes shut as he prayed. One particular sermon comes to mind. He'd tell how he and Sister Frances traveled the dusty back roads in their old clunker back in his early days, when they'd stay at motels - "not your fancy Holday Inns. No, the hotels we stayed at were knotty pine motels."

I loved to watch their fundraising pitches to send money and receive a gold dove ornament, and the promos for their camp meetings.

When I lived in New Orleans, my neighbor said I hadn't seen anything till I'd seen Marvin Gorman. Swaggart was Baton Rouge, but Gorman was NOLA. Gorman is the preacher who let the air out of Jimmy's tires while he was in the motel on Airline Highway with the hooker.

[SKKY]

34. I've gotta be honest here, I like Joyce Meyer...

...one time, she was talking about her son (or daughter, I can't remember exactly) and how they were enjoying living in their new trailer. That always struck me as being funny.

[nedbal]

35. I watch Robert Tilton ( is that his name?) all the time!! with the sound turned off, he has ....

these great facial contortions he does !!

[u4ic]

41. Bernice Gerard

She's Canadian, I don't know if you get her in the US, or even if she's alive anymore. This would have been the 90's.

I remember thinking how perfectly androgynous she was - even her voice rivalled Barry White's - surprising, given her age.





:P

[Inchworm]

42. The nun who critiques paintings n/t

:)