Famous political quotes with underpants

[Wonk]

"Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has underpants." -Vice President Dick Cheney

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[VelmaD]

1. "I know how hard it is...

to put food on your underpants." -- Shrub

[brainwashed_youth]

2. ok, here goes

Underpants hate America worse than the terrorists-Ann(thrax) Coulter

[Wonk]

4. Make the underpants higher!

MAKE THE UNDERPANTS HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is underpants.

This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of underpants and uncertainty
and potential mental underpants.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children underpants?
Will the underpants of the internet
become more few?

How many underpants have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the underpants of opportunity.

I know that the human being
and underpants can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope,
where our underpants take dream.

Put food on your underpants!

Knock down the underpants!

Underpants Society!

Make the underpants higher! Make the underpants higher!

http://www.sablesys.com/pie-high.html

[GregorStocks]

3. That's one small step for man,

One giant leap for underpants.

Ask not what your underpants can do for you, but what you can do for your underpants.

[Mikimouse]

5. "Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has underpants."

Any chance of a ransom being paid?

[moof]

6. No president has done more for underpants than me.

For those of you listening on underpants.

[Wonder_Cow]

7. a guy in my english class

wants to sell acid (the drug, not the corrosive substance) laced underpants to the CIA, since no one ever suspects their undies. He thinks they would be the perfect tool for high profile assassinations.

[PDittie]

8. Read my underpants: no new taxes

I paid for these underpants (Reagan)

Let me make these underpants perfectly clear (Nixon)

[HawkerHurricane]

9. Four Score and seven

underpants ago, our forefathers founded on this continent a new nation, concieved without underpants, and dedicated to the proposition that all underpants are created equal.

[moof]

10. We choose to go to the underpants

We choose to go to the underpants in this decade and do
the other things, not because they are easy,
but because they are hard.

[SOteric]

11. "I'm a uniter, not underpants."

[Cleita]

12. The underpants are evil, evil underpants.

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. The underpants stops here...

:hi:

[DS1]

14. Ladies and Gentlemen, the underpants are flying

.

[Nlighten1]

15. I love Fark.

I saw that thread earlier. Too funny.

[NoPasaran]

16. Mr. Gorbachev

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down these underpants!

[SOteric]

18. *LOL*

Oh, that one's good.

[carols]

17. Ask ot what your underpants can do for you

Ask what you can do for your underpants.

With apologies to JFK (who unlike * had a sense of humor and probably would have enjoyed this thread)...
Carol

[DisgustedDemocrat]

19. I know that

man and underpants can peacefully coexist

[eileen_d]

20. "They hate us for our underpants!"

I think I'll say that the next time I meet a freeper. Thanks!

[DS1]

21. Some classic British words

We shall go on to the end, we shall wash in France, we shall wash on the seas and oceans, we shall wash with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our underpants, whatever the cost may be, we shall wash on the beaches, we shall wash on the landing grounds, we shall wash in the fields and in the streets, we shall wash in the hills; we shall never leave skidmarks, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, these underpants or a large part of them were subjugated and stinking, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the rinse-cycle, until, in Tide's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the thongs.

[Bundbuster]

22. There ARE weapons of (m)ass inderpants!

and we WILL find them!

[SOteric]

23. Never interrupt your enemy when he is

making a mistake in his underpants.

Napoleon Bonaparte

[SOteric]

24. Oo! Oo! Ronald Reagan!

"..man finds liberation only when he binds himself to his underpants."