My Crotch is Wet and Sticky

[RetroLounge]

My suggestion: If you drop an unopened can of Mountain Dew on the floor of your car, do not, I repeat, do not, under any circumtances, place it between your thighs and attempt to open it while driving 75 miles an hour on the highway...

tapping the top a few times doe NOT make a difference.

and leather seats cause the soda to pool up where you are sitting.

:crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy:

RL

[BarenakedLady]

1. Oh dear...

:rofl:

I shall be good. I shall be good. I shall be good.

[RetroLounge]

9. Why change now?

:shrug:

RL

[Deja Q]

15. You can get naughty with me...

:rofl:

[Richard Steele]

2. Suddenly, that fine print makes sense:

[peekaloo]

3. Mountain Oyster Dew?

sounds like a marketing innovation.......:D

[no name no slogan]

6. I loved their song "Don't Fear the Reaper"

I miss them

[RetroLounge]

13. ...

:D

RL

[bridgit]

4. meh, so's mine...

:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

8. ...

:spray:

RL

[In_The_Wind]

5. Sounds like a personal problem to me.

Thanks for the reminder!

[electron_blue]

7. oh gawd.

You have to really tap it hard. Still not good to try at 75mph.

You aren't also typing this while driving are you??

[RetroLounge]

31. "You have to really tap it hard"

The Can?

:D

RL

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

[AggieGal]

19. I like that saying.

[kwassa]

11. Try the same thing with a hot cup of coffee

I did it exactly once, someone slammed on the brakes in front of me, styrofoam cup got squeezed between my thighs as I slammed on the brakes. A sudden BURNING sensation in the privates.

[Lautremont]

12. Cigarette?

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. Yuck.

:hug: Sorry that happened! Sounds like my husband when the styrofoam cup holding a large regular Coke split in half and soaked his pants completely. He was holding it between his thighs wile driving, albeit 60 MPH.... :yoiks:

[xchrom]

16. i'm never in the right place at the right time.

[SPKrazy]

17. And stay away from the

lap dances

I mean with your er, Mountain Dew :D shaking it and all

:rofl:

edit: what did you think i meant? :evilgrin:

[undeterred]

18. Don't you think the sexual reputation of Wisconsin males is bad enough already

without your coming and messing up all over it?

[RetroLounge]

20. Hey! Those were not my 1500 pair of shoes!

Really...

RL

[undeterred]

26. and the road kill?

and that poor corpse?

[RetroLounge]

29. You can't prove that was me...

can you?

:shrug:

RL

[Robeson]

21. Well, I'm stroking a sweet pussy right now, while reading your posts....

...and she feels awful over your predicament...

[RetroLounge]

22. But she's sitting on an Eames Chair!

She comfy AND stylishly retro...

RL

[Robeson]

24. Hey, what can I say. I take care of my pussy....

...:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. ....

No comment.




:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

27. Let me mark my calendar

:rofl:

RL

[kay1864]

30. ...

:spray:

[yvr girl]

25. Thanks

I needed the laugh.

[RetroLounge]

28. How are you?

:hug:

RL