World's Shortest Psychiatrist Joke

[SPKrazy]

THE WORLD'S SHORTEST PSYCHIATRIC JOKE






A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of

Saran Wrap.



































The psychiatrist says, "Well...I can clearly see your nuts."


:rofl:

[Inchworm]

1. omg...

:spray:

That time it was RC!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

2. ha ha!

:spray:

i read this on my email from someone i don't expect to get that kind of email from

:rofl:

[Inchworm]

3. A good one to sleep on

Thanks!

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

4. think about saran wrap

underwear


no, don't, unless you want to?:P

[bmbmd]

20. A man came home from work to find his desperate wife

draped only in underwear made completely from Saran wrap."What?" says he. "Leftovers again"?

[SPKrazy]

38. omg...

:spray:

[Inchworm]

26. I can't breathe!

Why did I have plastic wrap on my pillow when I woke up?

:shrug:

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

36. It's all right comrade

no cause for concern now :evilgrin:


move along, nothing to see here ;)

:rofl:

[Lautremont]

5. Was the patient Roy Orbison?

See below if you wonder why I might ask that...

http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/karl.htm

[SPKrazy]

6. I don't

know..............................................................:spray:



:rofl:

[mitchum]

7. That's just...

fucked up

[SPKrazy]

8. ha ha ha!

:spray:

yeah it is, ain't it great! :rofl:

[Lautremont]

11. Wait until you read the stories...

[SPKrazy]

13. ha ha ha!

no doubt!

wrapped up in film stories

:rofl:

[mitchum]

15. Well, I hope they're better than those Dion and Del Shannon wrapped...

in plastic stories that my mom used to tell us at bedtime

[SPKrazy]

16. Oh wow

surely they can't be that good!

:rofl:

[mitchum]

17. Mom's premise was interesting, but her narrative skills were lacking

I still love her though :)

[SPKrazy]

22. well good!

:D

[pdx_prog]

24. "I am like a spider binding him in my gossamer web"

Ulrich, dude....get some help....


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[crispini]

27. I was beginning to think it was an elaborate joke

but apparently the book is for real:
http://www.troubador.co.uk/book_info.asp?bookid=434

[crispini]

25. What. The. Fuck?

OMG how I love the internets. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[SPKrazy]

48. Internets are for people who can deal with

fantasy and discern it from reality without needing interpreters...

the smilies all in a row

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: (edited because a swimmer lost their : )

are like armless synchronized swimmers

:hi:

[Reverend_Smitty]

28. wow the internets is a strange place indeed!

:wow: good thing this series of tubes is big enough for us all...even the weirdos

How does one even come across a site like that?

[Lautremont]

32. Well, you just happen to google "Roy Orbison" and "Clingfilm fetish"

one day, quite innocently, and, hey presto! there it is! first site that comes up, just about.

[Reverend_Smitty]

35. OMG a google search for "Roy Orbison and cling film" yielded 15,700 results

Somebody hold me :scared:

[SPKrazy]

49. That is scary...

:pals:

:rofl:

[PVnRT]

30. Eeeek! It takes away my horny!

make it stop......

[SPKrazy]

39. Muhaaahaaahaaa!

:D

[Blue-Jay]

9. That joke was completely devoid of dwarfs.

[SPKrazy]

12. hmmmm,

mebbe dwarfs in saran wrap?

:shrug:

[PVnRT]

29. Dwarfs is a verb, dwarves is the plural of dwarf (noun)

If you disagree, you're a BUSHBOT NEOCON WAR SUPPORTING SOMETHINGOROTHER GAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[SPKrazy]

45. *snort*

damned grammar police everywhere :rofl:

[mitchum]

52. Unless you are Werner Herzog...

with his film "Even Dwarfs Started Small"
That's always annoyed me somewhat, but what the hell...he's a genius

[DS1]

10. heh

good one

[SPKrazy]

14. ha

thanks d00d! :hi:

[Initech]

18. Nice one!

And here I was thinking that the world's shortest psychiatric joke was Dr. Phil!

[hellbound-liberal]

19. I thought Dr. Phil was the tallest psychiatric joke. Dr. Ruth is the shortest.

[SPKrazy]

21. ha, he he

er

:rofl:

[Initech]

23. Either way, he's still a joke!

[SPKrazy]

46. Tell us how you really feel!

:D

[Deja Q]

33. And I always thought Dr Phil merely *had* the shortest...

:yoiks:

[SPKrazy]

40. BUT, He's a psychologist

not a psychiatrist

:shrug:

:hi:

[DFW]

31. Never heard of Dr. Phil

But Dr. Ruth is one very nice and funny lady. Has she claimed to
be a psychiatrist? That would be a new one on me.

[SPKrazy]

47. No, not that I know of

:wtf:

:rofl:

[Zuiderelle]

34. World's shortest poem. Titled "Fleas"

Adam had 'em.

[SPKrazy]

37. no doubt

:rofl:

[NC_Nurse]

41. Hahahaha!

You made my night! Thanks. :-)

[SPKrazy]

43. Glad to help!

:hi:

[femmocrat]

42. ROFL!

:cry: :D

[SPKrazy]

44. hahaha!

:pals:

there there femmocrat


:rofl:


:hi:

[SPKrazy]

50. Just to make it flame!

:rofl:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

51. I just read this to Mr. DTBK (a psychiatrist)

He merely smiled. I thought it was cute!