DU Naughty Girls caught in the act - catch it before the lock!!

[derby378]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President stands up, turns around, and bends over while dropping his trousers. Karl Rove's head pokes out of Bush's butt and yells, "THE ARISTOCRATS!"





So there. :rofl:

[crim son]

1. Oh. My. God.

Ya got me? :rofl: You freak.

[derby378]

5. You likey?

I figured the old "brazillion" punch like was so last year, so I thought I'd mix it up a bit.

[fizzgig]

2. dammit

i was all excited

:rofl:

[TOhioLiberal]

3. Now there's a twist I didn't see coming...

...Here i was ready to complain about you working my side of the street, when I was completely left flat footed by the joke. Imagine my shock when the punchline was different. Well played! :thumbsup:

[derby378]

7. I told the full version of that joke at last year's state Democratic convention

Of course, it was at one of the "after hours" parties, and it made a few bloggers pound the table in laughter. That was fun.

[SPKrazy]

4. You should hit

edit

and make people wonder if they really missed something

:P


:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. I applaud you.

:applause:

[InternalDialogue]

8. So would you take a picture of my bones?

So would you take a picture of my bones
And nail it to the wall?
So hollow
Would you take a picture of my heart?
And nail it to the wall, things fall apart
Things fall apart, things fall apart

And this endless question
And this human notion of perfection, oh perfection
And this lonely girl and this vast world
Twirling all around her







So there!!!!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. LOL!

Great twist!

You made me laugh!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Richard Steele]

10. TARDIS acting up again?

Ten months off-target. :)