Make up a lie about yourself...

[Wetzelbill]

I'll start:

I am the heir to the Wetzel's Pretzels fortune. When I graduate high school I will have my own 5 million dollar trust fund. Yet, I have never eaten one pretzel in my life. Why? Because a pretzel nearly took the life of the greatest leader this country has ever known. I weep at the thought of inheriting blood money. Granted, I'll still take it though...

[SPKrazy]

1. I'm Really Agent Mike

and no I'm not with the FBI

much more secretive agency.

:shrug:

[fizzgig]

4. that isn't a lie

that's the truth! i know who you really are

[SPKrazy]

6. Hey, er, uhm,

shhhh!

do you want that plea deal or not Kagehime...

[fizzgig]

7. you're gonna have to put me in witness protection

i could really blend in in nyc ;)

[SPKrazy]

9. Look, witness protection

we really shouldn't be having this conversation here you know, they are watching...

but okay.

we'll see about it

[fizzgig]

10. they are always watching

:scared:

you'll protect me, right?

[SPKrazy]

12. Shhhhhh!

of course I will

you know of course what the ring leader looks like

[fizzgig]

14. oh

but he's so dreamy :loveya:

[SPKrazy]

15. It's That Seaweed Hair Isn't It

:P


:rofl:


still he's on the watch list and he's the ringleader, if you want protection we can't let him around you in that get up anyway

[fizzgig]

17. that get up is quite

conspicuous

he shouldn't be hard to spot

[SPKrazy]

19. That's his trick

use the obvious to lull you into complacency

and then



these guys come and take you

:rofl:

[Joe Fields]

2. I am a fantastic lover, but I lie a lot.

[AlCzervik]

3. i am a petite delicate hot house orchid prone to attacks of the vapors thus

necessitating my need to travel with a fainting couch and smelling salts.

[RetroLounge]

5. I am amazingly shy and scared of flirting

I am a terrible kisser and just decided to join a monastery and take a vow of chastity.

Also, I am not in love with anyone at all from the island known as Pittsburgh...

RL

[LostInAnomie]

8. While on a nature hike, I was forced to fight a black bear.

It was a tough fight that lasted for nearly an hour. We both got our licks in but I'm sad to say he did get the better of me. In the end though, we both gained a mutual respect for each others species and are now close friends.

[Critters2]

11. My hair is naturally this lovely shade of auburn. nt

[otherlander]

13. I didn't just find a tick on my leg.

[SPKrazy]

16. Oh bummer

ewwwwwwww


get it off

:hi:

[otherlander]

21. I did!

Flushed it down the toilet.

>_< Evil things.

[SPKrazy]

22. Evil indeed

blood sucking disease carrying things

:puke:

[bridgit]

18. everyone here worships the cyber-ground i key on...

O8)

[SPKrazy]

20. of course!

[TOhioLiberal]

28. Here's a good smilie for you:

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

23. I bought LeftyKid on ebay.

That's why he doesn't look like me.

[Droopy]

24. I'm 6'4" tall, 200 pounds and built like a brick shithouse

Ladies, my telephone number is [phone].

[NuttyFluffers]

25. i'm sane

:7

[terrya]

26. I have a gay porn star sized penis.

[taterguy]

27. I am a gay porn star

[Lyric]

29. I am the sexiest, most confident, most talented, most PERFECT

specimen of a woman to ever grace the face of this planet.

[NewJeffCT]

30. I'm very dishonest

[meegbear]

31. I'm a 5'2" red headed female ...

who owns a feminist coffee shop in the East Village.

[hyphenate]

32. I was a ghostwriter on

some of the better movies in the 20th century, including Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jurassic Park and Babe. I also helped Lawrence Kasdan direct The Big Chill, and was a consultant on most of the Star Trek films, except the first one, and the last two.

I also had a hand in developing Stargate SG-1 with Jonathan Glassner and Brad Wright, and created the original concept of the spin-off, Stargate Atlantis. In fact, I had a corner office at the Sci-Fi channel, where I was often consulted on upcoming Sci-Fi channel series and movies.

:)

[wildhorses]

33. i don't have southern accent.

you believe me doncha;)

[reyd reid reed]

34. I'm shy and retiring

and I'm scared of my own shadow. I'm also a delicate, petite little thing that could blow away in a gentle breeze.

Oh, and I'm rich, too.

:P

[bertha katzenengel]

35. I grew up starving. I was one of a family of twelve children and we

also had four children with us from two other families, and the mother of one of those families. In a two bedroom apartment. We'd all fight over dented cans of green beans -- ONE can each day -- for breakfast. I think I once got three beans!