Hey guys! I'm an obnoxious attention monger! Help me reach 4000 posts!

[Danger Mouse]

:P

[Deja Q]

1. Okey dokey - what'cha wanna talk about?

:D

[Danger Mouse]

2. What'd you do for memorial day!

I cut watermelon and did weed whacking :P

[Deja Q]

32. I went to the zoo to look at flowers, people acting kinky, and smelling barn animals eat their own

food given to them by zoo staff.

[Danger Mouse]

35. Acting kinky? What, were they humping animals

or each other? :P

[Deja Q]

114. Only each other. Which is sad, really...

Everybody sees each other going at it with each other.

When's the last time you saw a person go jiggy with a giraffe?

:wow:

[TOhioLiberal]

3. Sure...

...whatcha wanna talk about?

[NMDemDist2]

44. what? I think Elrond thinks you are chopped liver! let's kick his ass as a congratulation

the obnoxious attention mongering goof!!!

YOU AND ME BABY AND HE'S TOAST!!!

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

49. noooo

do not want!
:(

[NMDemDist2]

62. well, if TO forgave you, I guess I can too

:pals:

[Danger Mouse]

67. yay.

that makes me happy!
:pals:

[fizzgig]

4. sigh

:*

[Danger Mouse]

10. Don't you roll your eyes at me!!

I'm your precious little self-centered brat, and you love it :D

[fizzgig]

14. such a brat

and i will roll my eyes at you :o

[Danger Mouse]

21. oh yeah? well..uhm...i'll show you...

yeah...

[fizzgig]

47. hahaha

yeah, you'll show me :P

[Danger Mouse]

50. yeah.

i will show you how it is.
:spank: :spank: :spank: want some more? ;)

[fizzgig]

53. oh, i see how it is

:spank::spank::spank:

[Danger Mouse]

58. hey, it's ME that does the spanking around here

;)
:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[fizzgig]

64. just keep telling yourself that

;)

[Danger Mouse]

69. oh? but you know it's the truth!

are you denying it? ;)

[fizzgig]

76. yes

yes i am ;)

[Danger Mouse]

80. are you going to challenge me?

;)

[fizzgig]

83. i am challenging you

;)

[Danger Mouse]

85. you will lose.

you have no chance against me
;)

[fizzgig]

86. pfft

i will take you down ;)

[Danger Mouse]

87. that'll never happen.

never.
i'd like to see you try. bring it on!!

[fizzgig]

89. oh, it's on

consider it brought

[Danger Mouse]

91. i will take you down

and make you beg :D

[NewWaveChick1981]

5. OK....

So how ya doin'? :hi:

[Danger Mouse]

7. I'm friggin exhausted and covered in plant matter. I need a shower tonight, yessiree bob.

How are you doin? :P

[NewWaveChick1981]

31. Pretty well. Tired tonight too, and I was covered in plant matter earlier in the

day. :P :hi: Been trying to put in the vegetable garden again this year. The ground has been so freaking dry due to lack of rain, and it's been hell to till. :(

[Danger Mouse]

39. With me, it was from the weed whacker spraying me with plant guts.

Those really big plants spray green goop when they're 'whacked,' let me tell ya...

[NewWaveChick1981]

45. So you spent time whacking off plants?

:rofl: :hi: And then cleaning green goop off yourself? Sounds kinda kinky to me...:P :)

[Danger Mouse]

48. Uhm...uhm...uh....

dammit, you got me.
:crazy:

[NewWaveChick1981]

51. You're just a sick, twisted chlorophyll junkie.

:rofl: :rofl: :hi: Life would be so boring without a few kinks....;) :evilgrin:

[Danger Mouse]

54. now, now....chlorophyll porn is a natural, beautiful thing

and you have NO right to judge me for it!!!
:D

[xmas74]

6. ok

go

[Danger Mouse]

8. Where?

::crazy:

[xmas74]

12. on you tube, I'm sure.

I'm just too lazy to look.

[Danger Mouse]

17. OK Go...

like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv5zWaTEVkI
dance dance dance...

[xmas74]

30. yes, exactly like that

but I'm busy watching the many videos of the Phelps clan getting their asses kicked instead.

[Danger Mouse]

41. An American who beats the shit ouf a member of the Phelps clan should be given a damn medal.

:D

[xmas74]

57. Like this entire group?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrFVjg79_iM&feature=RecentlyWatched&page=1&t=t&f=b

[Danger Mouse]

61. Run you scum. Reap what your hatred has sown.

[xmas74]

74. There are better ones than that.

And I've often wondered why DFS couldn't step in and take the children. Some of those protests they have young children at become violent and they knowingly put their children in harm's way.

Then again, they probably take the kids to keep the violence down.

And I sometimes suspect they don't mean half of what they say. What they really want is for someone to infringe upon their rights or to physically or verbally assault them just so they can sue. Everything I've read about them sounds like they really like trying to find something to sue over.

[Danger Mouse]

79. I think Fred himself means all of it. Look at his eyes in that one vid...

they shine with the hatred of true evil.

[xmas74]

88. Him, yes

but I sometimes wonder, what w/ the kids having gone to law school and all (and stating it repeatedly), if they don't see this crap as their own personal piggy banks.

[Danger Mouse]

90. Oh, I'm sure. And I'm sure Freddy is as greedy as he is hateful.

And I'm sure that his spawn believe their garbage at least to some degree.
Fred himself, is one of the most vile human beings walking the planet. Sigh.

[xmas74]

107. I despise them even more so

because of the lawsuits. If they believed that I could say something like "I can't stand how they think but at least they stick to what they believe and don't cave." (I try to find the positive everywhere.)

In this case I think most of the members see daddy Fred as the cash cow. I really think they believe in money first and foremost.

[Danger Mouse]

65. Here's the master of hate himself...spewing his vile garbage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e647x8xFKTs&mode=related&search=

I dare you to watch all of it and not lose your lunch :puke:

[xmas74]

72. Seen it before.

Besides, my little girl is up and I can't watch it w/ her awake in the house.

[Haole Girl]

9. LOL!

Thanks for the laugh!

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

11. are you...laughing at me?

*runs away crying*

[Haole Girl]

56. No.....

...it's not you...

:hug:

[TOhioLiberal]

13. hey!

So, what am I chopped liver? http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6554148&mesg_id=6554153
:rofl: Just busting yer chops dude.

[Danger Mouse]

16. Ah! You snuck up on me!

You're not chopped liver. You're...premium pastrami. At the very least. :hug:

[TOhioLiberal]

18. Better watch it...

...I've been known to hold a grudge upwards of 15 to 20 nanoseconds. :crazy:

[Danger Mouse]

20. Oh noes!!

Don't hate me cause i'm beautiful! :D

[TOhioLiberal]

27. I couldn't hate you...

...you're way too nice...:hug:

[BarenakedLady]

15. Nah

Sorry I have too many more important things to do.

;)


How are you today, my dear and wonderful friend?

[Danger Mouse]

19. I am doing alright, though I am bloody tired. How are you?

More important? :spank: what on earth is more important to you than ME??? well, aside from your kids at least :P

[BarenakedLady]

22. Uhmmmm

Errrr...give me a second...ahhhh hmmmm

Nada!

You are totally right!

:hug:

I'm doing good, thanks.

[Danger Mouse]

24. Aww, sweetie..

:hug:
Remember who I dedicated my 1000th post to? :D

[BarenakedLady]

29. Hehe

Good times, good times.

:loveya:

[Danger Mouse]

34. Yeah...

...and good memories of a dear friend that i had the privelege to give a little love to when she really needed it. :hug:

[BarenakedLady]

37. Yup

And I will never forget your kindness.

Now stop before I get all :cry:

:hug:

[Danger Mouse]

42. Muahahaha...

You love me. :D
:hug:

[SPKrazy]

23. Ahhh, So What!

isn't everyone here an obnoxious attention mongerer?

:shrug:

I know I am.

Well, an attention mongerer.

and obnoxious...

and ...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MNzZzsvOClc

[Danger Mouse]

28. but i'm like...totally obnoxious. i only started the Lounge Loser thing to stroke my

unbearably pompous narcissism...
and i AM an asshole...
and so is Sora...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXpRuhO1J2A&NR=1

[SPKrazy]

99. Sora...

:rofl:

you pompous narcissist

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2JGF2UfBJUw
I'm a pea!

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. Gawd, didn't you like just join, or something?

:P

[Adsos Letter]

26. Helmsman, make it so!

[Danger Mouse]

33. ...

[Adsos Letter]

36. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA......

Careening through space at warp speed... :rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

38. Picard doesn't need a space ship to move at warp 9

:crazy:

[NMDemDist2]

40. hey you OAM you! are you there yet?

what movie are you really looking forward to seeing this summer?

[Danger Mouse]

43. HARRY POTTER!!!

I can't wait :D

[NMDemDist2]

46. I'm not sure I'm talking to you, ya big meanie!

why are you ignoring TOhioLiberal??

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6554148&mesg_id=6554153

:spank:

[wildhorses]

52. hey you!!! give me a hug

or a spanking


or a tutu

:hi:

[Danger Mouse]

59. I'M...NOT...OLD...GREGG...DAMN YOU!!!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

you can have a hug, though. :hug: :)

[wildhorses]

63. but, i like ole gregg ---

and, his bailey's creamey:rofl:

:hug:

;)

[Danger Mouse]

66. you like him more than me, don't you?

:cry:

[wildhorses]

71. nawh --- i like him alright but,

i lurve you:hug:

now dry your eyes and, get back to postwhoring:patriot:

[Danger Mouse]

81. awww...

i have wildhorses' lurve :hug:
i won't cry anymore. back to my duty: being grossly self-centered :D

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

55. Too high up on the top shelf for you to reach for yourself?

I guess tip-toes are out of the question... :shrug:

[Danger Mouse]

60. Maybe if I used a step-stool.

I don't normally have this problem. :P

[AlCzervik]

68. admitting is the first part of recovery.

congratulations.
:toast:

[Danger Mouse]

70. oh, i admit it and wear it with pride.

:)

[bridgit]

73. but of course dahlink...

:hi:

[Danger Mouse]

78. hooray!

thank you :hug:

[bridgit]

118. you are most welcome and see!!

toljou :bounce: :hug:

[NNadir]

75. I refuse to...um...ah...participate.

[Danger Mouse]

82. You already have...it's too late!

MUAHAHAHAHA

[Nickster]

77. Funny, your post made me look to see how many I actually had. I'm a bit over 4,000 myself. Do I get

a prize or something?:-)

[Danger Mouse]

84. Uhm sure. What do you want?

:P

[Nickster]

105. No clue at all, just surprise me! :-)

[JVS]

92. have you ever had veal pizza? It's delicious

[Danger Mouse]

93. oh man, that sounds groddy.

they put veal on pizza?
:wow:

[JVS]

94. It was so tender and delicious

[Danger Mouse]

95. Ah shit, delete.

[Danger Mouse]

96. Did it taste of the pain and sorrow of the poor little baby cow?

Was it marinated in tears? :P

[JVS]

97. Boo fucking hoo. My pizza needs delicious toppings!

[Ariana Celeste]

98. heya!

takin a quick break from ffxi! how are ya?

[Danger Mouse]

100. I'm ok!

it's good to see you :hug: how was your memorial day?

[Ariana Celeste]

101. loooooong

but it's almost over! :hug:

[Danger Mouse]

102. check it out, i posted the 4000th in the lounge...

:)
:hug:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6554756&mesg_id=6554756

[Ariana Celeste]

103. yee!!

:hug:

[Evoman]

104. Cindy Sheehan, is that you?

:hide:

I'M KIDDING PEOPLE. I love Cindy Sheehan.

[SPKrazy]

106. OMG Stay out of GD!

that thread made me :puke:

[LSK]

111. which one?

:scared:

[SPKrazy]

117. yeah, there are many

threads very scary :scared:

poor Cindy

I think she may have taken what a poster said as being representative of DU opinion, but geez, the damned GD is assploded

:silly:

[Danger Mouse]

108. OMGWTFBBQ.

:P

[SPKrazy]

109. it is indeed

slow cooking too :(

[Danger Mouse]

110. Cindy Sheehan ugliness?

Is DU going to asplode?

[SPKrazy]

113. Life as we know it is

OVER

and it is Massachusetts's fault!

damned Mitt Romney

fuck fuck fuck


:grr: :grr: :grr:

[Lautremont]

112. Have A Cigarette:

[TK421]

115. How was your Memorial Day? Tell me everything you had to eat

since I put on maybe fifteen pounds myself

[Danger Mouse]

116. Half a bagel for breakfast. For lunch/dinner...

A barbecued chicken breast, a roll, some watermelon, and a bit of baked beans, slaw, and mac salad :)
it was good.

[EstimatedProphet]

119. You sell attention?

[Danger Mouse]

120. Yes. Yes I do.

I'll sell anything, including myself.
I was a cheese monger once...

[EstimatedProphet]

121. What's the going rate for attention these days?

Is it being affected by high gas prices?

[Danger Mouse]

123. See below.

[fizzgig]

122. ...

:rofl:

what's your going rate these days?

[Danger Mouse]

124. See above.

[fizzgig]

125. you are such an ass!

:rofl:

:D

[salin]

126. looks like you no longer need "help" - so CONGRATS instead!

You already know that I appreciate your presence at DU - so add to the appreciation - some warm congrats at crossing this milestone! :toast: