So when John Wayne died....

[WCGreen]

He supposedly had ten pound of fecus impacted in his bowels...

I heard it on infomercial so it must be right...

Anyway, what's you guess on how much extra shit Bush is haulin' around...

[NightWatcher]

1. John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer

we're gonna thaw out the Duke, and boy is he gonna be pissed......

[Vanje]

2. So, what I cant help wondering is.....

Who removes and weighs the feces of the dead?
How do they get it out of there?
Why dont they use metric scale?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Oh yes...infomercials are NEVER wrong, are they?

My guess is that * is hauling around a lot more than that....:puke:

[TOhioLiberal]

4. It is of course...

...an urban legend. I have a feeling you knew that, though. ;)

[WCGreen]

8. I am shocked that this in an urban myth....

I was sure it was a rural myth...

[warrior1]

5. Elvis on the other hand..

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/fecalcolon.asp

Can't copy and paste, you'll have to scroll down to the part about The King.

[Deja Q]

7. So it was more than 12 unprocessed twinkies then...

:yoiks:

[TK421]

6. His entire body weight n/t