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mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-27-07 12:38 PM
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i just got my new passport and i'm embarrassed
i don't know if anyone's seen the design of the new US passports...but they are hideous

look at this jingoistic garbage! http://travel.state.gov/passport/eppt/eppt_2501.html

i won't even be able to see my visa stamps, but i guess it's okay because it's more important for my passport to be patriotic than practical

you would think that at a time in our history when the world hates us for our arrogance, our showiness and our uber-nationalism...aw who am i kidding, we're #1! USA! USA!

seriously though...i'm embarrassed that i have to show this to foreigners when i enter their country.
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-27-07 12:42 PM
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1. It could be worse.....MUCH worse
But I can see where you're going with this
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-27-07 01:10 PM
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2. That's a messed up looking Bald Eagle


is how they look
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alarimer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-27-07 01:28 PM
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3. That's pretty ridiculous
And kind of obvious too (no pretending to be Canadian), although I was expecting the cover to be colored like an American flag, so I guess it could be worse.
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-27-07 01:45 PM
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4. Wait until you see the next version.
When you open it, it plays "Let the Eagles Soar" by John Ashcroft.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-27-07 11:55 PM
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10. LOL!!! nt
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-27-07 01:45 PM
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5. At least this was rejected.
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-27-07 03:33 PM
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6. Another one of Colin POWELL's fuck-ups. I'm into the 7th wk waiting.
They say 8-10 wks, with the waiting to go longer as the next deadline (for ALL land crossings into Canada and Mexico, 01-2008) comes around.

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http://travel.state.gov/passport/eppt/epptnew_2807.html
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/29/weekinreview/29macfa.html?ex=1335499200&en=876561d61a49bf27&ei=5088...

The New Passport
Stars and Stripes, Wrapped in the Same Old Blue


By NEIL MacFARQUHAR
SAN FRANCISCO

WHEN I went to collect my newly minted American passport, I discovered that it came with a radically altered design that included sheaves of wheat, the rather large head of a bald eagle plus the flag wrapped around my picture. And that was just one page... When Americans do open their new passports, they’ll see a document strikingly different from the old booklet. By July, all applicants will get the new design, with the State Department expecting to issue a record 17 million passports this year, up from last year’s record of 12 million.

The new passport, in the works for about six years, incorporates the first complete redesign since 1993. Given new international standards for post-9/11 high-tech security features, which transform the document into an “E-passport,” the State Department decided it was time for something completely different. The new passport comes with its own name: “American Icon.” It’s hard to think of one that was left out.

The inside cover sports an engraving of the battle scene that inspired “The Star Spangled Banner.” A couple of lines of the anthem, starting with, “O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave,” are scrawled in what the State Department says is Francis Scott Key’s own cursive. The short, 28-page version of the passport comes with 13 inspirational quotes, including six from United States presidents and one from a Mohawk Thanksgiving speech. The pages, done in a pink-grey-blue palate, are rife with portraits of Americana ranging from a clipper ship to Mount Rushmore to a long-horn cattle drive... “We thought it really, truly reflects the breadth of America as well as the history,” said Ann Barrett, deputy assistant secretary of state for passport services. “We tried to be inclusive of all Americans.”... We think it is a beautiful document as well as the most secure,” Ms. Barrett said. “It’s a work of art.”

Professional designers shown the passport to critique mentioned art as well. “It is like being given a coloring book that your brother already colored in,” said Michael Bierut, of the design firm Pentagram in New York City. A passport, not unlike a scrapbook, gets its allure from gradually accruing exotic stamps, with the blank pages holding the promise of future adventure, he and other designers said. But they find that the new jumble of pictures detracts from that. “There is also something a little coercive about a functional object serving as a civics lesson, even a fairly low-grade civics lesson,” Mr. Bierut said...


The new passport was developed by a six-member committee from the State Department and the Government Printing Office, with then-Secretary of State Colin Powell approving the final icon theme.

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theNotoriousP.I.G. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-27-07 03:39 PM
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7. Well shit. That's pretty bad.
Thank God I don't have to renew mine for another 4 years. Hopefully by then all this tacky shit will have been redesigned once somebody sane is in charge again.
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MiniMandaRuth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-27-07 03:54 PM
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8. Now all I need is for my southern aunt to hang it up on her
wood paneled wall next to a Jesus and it will be perfect.
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-27-07 11:53 PM
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9. I am not sure what is so bad about that
my own is more embarrassing because it includes a really bad picture.

Not only that, but I went to 5 countries - Netherlands, Deutschland, Confederation Helvetia, Liechtenstein, and Frankreich and only got one stamp! Mt. Rushmore and the Liberty Bell are jingoistic? The Constitution is jingoistic?
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mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-28-07 12:02 AM
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11. it's supposed to be something practical and functional
not a lesson in civics...

do any other countries paste their issued passports with national symbols?

i don't know...it just seems a little, over the top to me.
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rec_report Donating Member (783 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-28-07 12:04 AM
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12. Yeah, the US passport *is* a mega barf alert. Mr. Hurl?
:puke: :puke: :puke:
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