My five year old daughter made up this joke tonight...

[driver8]

I was doing the crossword from the LA Times magazine and the theme is "What if Spiderman were more like a Spider"? So I'm telling my family some of the answers in the puzzle like "What do they say to Spiderman at a fast food restaurant? You want flies with that?!"

So my daughter sits there for a minute and she says,

"Where does Spiderman go to get information?"

"He searches on 'the web'"!! (Get it?)

I thought that was pretty clever for a five year old...

[KitchenWitch]

1. Smart and witty!

You are doing well, by her.

[Nicole]

2. Smart girl.

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

3. Hehe!

That's pretty cute!

[dEMOK]

4. Nice thread...

;)

[Heidi]

6. Here's another funny from driver8's daughter.

I laughed until I cried. :rofl:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4459593#4459919

[dEMOK]

7. Now that's some funny shed...

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

8. Gawd, I remember that!

:rofl:

[driver8]

9. Ha Ha -- that was pretty funny.

You love that story! :hi:

[UrbScotty]

13. Wow - I laughed so hard it actually hurt!!

:rofl:

[Heidi]

5. I'm not at all surprised.

Your little girl is _too_ funny. :rofl:

[driver8]

10. She is quite a character.

I don't know where she comes up with some of the things she does.

She is always listening and doesn't forget anything!!

A couple of weeks ago we were driving and I was telling Leah about something that we needed to do. From the backseat I hear, "Well how in the hell are we supposed to do that?"

I looked at my wife and she said, "You say that all the time..."

Non-stop entertainment...

[Fleshdancer]

11. I wish my daughter would make jokes that made sense

If I have to endure one more "why did the (insert random animal) cross the road? To (insert anything that doesn't make sense)!" I'm going to scream.

;)

[driver8]

12. Believe me...we hear plenty of those, too!

(And "knock knock" jokes!!)