My husband hid my crotchless pantaloons from me

[KitchenWitch]

NOW how am I going to get my cheap thrills by having my husband "lovingly" discipline me.

:evilgrin:

[bridgit]

1. IBTR...

:)

[KitchenWitch]

3. *snicker*

:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. LOL!

You are very, very bad!

IBTL, sweetie!

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

4. "I am not bad, I am just drawn that way!" - Jessica Rabbit.

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

5. Oh, c'mon Lounge - do I have to flash my cleavage all over the place to get a response?

:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

6. Nope, just your pantaloons.

:evilgrin: :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

7. Touche!

:spank::spank:

[SeattleGirl]

8. That's the idea, sweets!

:spank: :spank:

[KitchenWitch]

9. Thank you, I have been waiting ALL NIGHT for that.

:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

10. See, I know what you like, girl!

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Well, no

...but it wouldn't hurt, either.

:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

12. Hey, Oedi, try this. Kitchey really likes it!

:spank: :spank: :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. WTF?

That don't look like cleavage to me. :wtf:

[SeattleGirl]

16. Well, there''s cleavage, and then, there's cleavage.

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Yeah, well, if that's cleavage

it's got some kinda sorting/collating machine stuck in it. :shrug:

[SeattleGirl]

18. Silly!

You know the cleavage I am referring to is the type your friendly neighborhood plumber likes to show off.......:rofl:

:hide:

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. Well, see

I don't think of that as "cleavage."



I think of that as...

[SeattleGirl]

24. ROFL!!!!!!

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. Amazin' what you can find on the internets, huh?

[SeattleGirl]

28. Amazin'!

'specially when you consider you found ME as a friend on the internets! :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. That was serendipitous

I wasn't lookin' for you. :loveya:









Come to think of it, I wasn't lookin' for Sweaty Man-Ass, either.

[SeattleGirl]

30. Awwwww.....

:loveya:




But watch out for that Sweaty Man-Ass, dude.

[krispos42]

19. Cleavage... ask and ye shall receive...

The lesson here is to be very careful of what you ask for... you might get it!

[SeattleGirl]

20. That's exactly what I was talking about!

:rofl:

[krispos42]

22. You'll like this one then..

[SeattleGirl]

25. Bwahahahahaha!!!!

:rofl:

[bridgit]

31. 1hr 21min before ANYONE ELSE answered a KW soft porn thread whore whore thread...

you people need to pull your bleep-bleep out of your bloop-bloop, that kind of shit only happens to me, and she can't take it so give the woman some woo-woo NOW!

:rofl:

[krispos42]

13. ***This thread contains moderate to slightly severe spanking***

Well, on the bright side, KitchenWitch, at least he didn't hide your ass-less pantaloons. That could turn 'loving' into 'abusive' discipline!

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

14. My bottom gets warm just thinking about it!

:rofl:

[krispos42]

21. Then why the heck are you on the DU?

Go grab the hubby and a bottle of wine and disappear for a couple of hours!

Go!

Go!






Then come back and tell us all about it! :evilgrin:

[dEMOK]

26. Is he wearing the pantaloons?...

[VelmaD]

32. I think you have that backward

He steals your undies...YOU punish HIM. Sheesh.