Give Me Some Advice. . . . . In 10 Words Or Less

[Dinger]

I'll start:

Behave Dinger.

[Adsos Letter]

1. Don't piss into the wind.

[quiet.american]

2. Tonight, let it be Lowenbrau. n/t

[SeattleGirl]

3. Make sure you have clean underwear on.

:P

[Nicole]

4. Eat dessert first. You might be too full later.

:D

[Mojambo]

5. Never eat fast food twice in one day. n/t

[AggieGal]

6. Don't Eat the Yellow Snow!

Ewww.

[anti-everything]

7. Pabst Blue Ribbon

[KitchenWitch]

8. Don't shit where you eat.

:hi:

[Whoa_Nelly]

9. Take chill pill, Dude

[NoPasaran]

10. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

[Adsos Letter]

11. Don't try to pet the nice raccoon, Dinger...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. Here's mine, my dear Dinger:

Tell the folks you love, that you love them!

:hug:

[My Good Babushka]

21. The Lord Loves a Working Man, Don't Trust Whitey.

[BrotherBuzz]

13. Use it up, wear it out, make do, or....

do without.

Damn, that was eleven words :shrug:

[Redstone]

14. Don't ask for advice.

Only four words right there.

Redstone

[Ariana Celeste]

15. drink lots of water.

works every time.

[bridgit]

16. always try to buy wholesale, or bulk...

:thumbsup:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. Free advice is only worth what you pay for it.

[Breeze54]

18. Scream out the window, "I'm just not going to take it anymore!"

I'm not counting prepositions. :P

[u4ic]

19. Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater...

it could lead to a prison sentence.

[petronius]

20. Don't believe everything you see on the internet.

[A HERETIC I AM]

22. Don't drink the bong water...

no matter how much you want to.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

23. Do not attempt

to piss up a rope.

[crim son]

24. Put the cash in an envelope

and mail it here. :P

[Omphaloskepsis]

25. If you have to ask if you should see the doctor..

You need to see the doctor.

More than 10 words. But, fuck-it. It is true.

[Maraya1969]

26. Get a tetanus shot.

[datasuspect]

27. trying is the first step on the road to failure

[Xipe Totec]

28. If you're not worried, you obviously don't understand the problem nt

[TK421]

29. Don't eat the brown acid

it sucks...

[FloridaJudy]

30. We are all crazy

But some more so than others.

[SKKY]

31. Here's a small piece of advice I actually go to great lengths to follow...

Don't go to bed until you've learned something new.

[Omphaloskepsis]

32. That is good..

I also go to great lengths to avoid going to sleep while upset. Little problems are easy to deal with. 4,000 little problem at once can destroy a relationship. I hate falling asleep with unresolved issues.

[noshenanigans]

33. Be Excellent to Each Other....

and party on.

[TOhioLiberal]

34. Don't go to bed angry...

...stay up and fight! :rofl:

[otherlander]

35. Don't forget to bring a towel.

[rucky]

36. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

[Skittles]

37. Take care of your teeth Dinger

yes INDEED

[conscious evolution]

38. This,too,shall pass.

[LostinVA]

39. Same bed, separate bathrooms