Overclocked Jesus Performs Miracles Faster

[matcom]

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Chicago, IL - A group of bored students in Chicago overclocked Jesus so that he now performs miracles nearly twice as fast as before. Goran Radovich and Trey Gafney managed to overclock Jesus and keep him stable at a record 3.69 GHz.

"We were just sitting around the other day and Goran says 'Hey, don't you have a spare Jesus around here? Let's see if we can overclock him'," said Gafney, "So we got out the Jesus and cranked up the clock. He started sweating pretty profusely at about 2.5 GHz so we went out and got the hose and started spraying him down."

The boys then fitted Jesus with some spare heatsinks they had and tried for the Jesus overclocking record. "When we got him up to about 3.75 GHz that was when we started having some problems like that hole in Tommy's abdomen and the sudden change of seasons," said Radovich. "After that we clocked him down and he was stable most of the time at 3.69 GHz."

more: http://msn.bbspot.com/News/2002/03/ocjesus.html

[GOPisEvil]

1. Hahahahahaha!!!!

Oh my - that is sacreligious, but funny! :D

[TXlib]

2. Brilliant!

[tarheel]

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Bad matcom ! :spank: Bad matcom ! :spank:

[GAspnes]

4. Guffaw!

That's great. Opens up a whole new overclocking territory. (Over-clocked government, f'rinstance.)

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. That is SOOOOO hilarious, I can hardly stand it!

You shouldn't post this stuff when I'm at work, Matcom.

:-)

[matcom]

6. i do it JUST because i KNOW your at work!

:D

[jesus]

7. Yes you did...

But momma ain't happy about it.

[blondeatlast]

8. ROFLMLWAO!

whew, that's better!