I see there are no "I'm drunk: threads tonight..".

[Exultant Democracy]

and I refuse to start one.

Fine I give in: Drunk thread of the night, what is the dumbest thing you did tonight?

OK some townie showed up at my I decided to antagonize him as much as I could. For example, he kept on saying he would never use his knife on one of his friends, and I was like "What if your boy was going to die and needed a tracheotomy?" and he was all like yeah I guess I would have to give him one, and then I was like "So you say you would never use your knife on your Friend, but you admit you would stab him in the neck, so pretty much you are full of shit."

[Exultant Democracy]

1. I just realized that is was 5:30

and all rational drunks are already in bed.

BUT.... I have another funny story, or maybe just funny to me. My friend was walking back to the house tonight and he jumped on one of the secret service cars, so they freaked out on him pulled out there gun and made him show every bit of ID that he had to prove that he was a Yale student and not some terrorist (and then they yelled at him for 10 minutes.)

[WindRavenX]

3. Hmmm...

My roommates took advantage of me.
No, not that- you sicko- something far worse.
They made me scream "The Yankees suck". You see, I'm a die hard Yankees fan going to Boston College.
I felt very dirty and sad the next day :(

[TrogL]

2. I've been up all night babysitting a sick server

Now I get to have my glass of sherry and catch a few z's then I'm back at it.