You ever feel you need a scorecard?

[Connonym]

to keep track of the couples and whatnot here on DU? I do.

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. Ohhellyeah

Even after 2 1/2 years, I still dunno who's zoomin' who. :shrug:

[billyskank]

4. I'm nice and simple

I ain't zooming nobody. That's all ya need to know. And all ya'll ever need to know. ;)

[AllegroRondo]

7. Same here

im happily married and only here to live vicariously through others.

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Neither am I

Wanna be zoomies?

[lost-in-nj]

2. yup

Even though unless they say something I know its none if my business

:P :popcorn:

lost

[taterguy]

3. A flowchart would be nice

If anyone out there is bored please post it

[sniffa]

5. not reaLLy

there's onLy one coupLe anyone cares about.

[Connonym]

6. ?

:shrug:

[some guy]

9. not the couples

but the whatnot is kind of hard to keep track of. :P

I'm reading a thread, and all the sudden I'm in the midst of a flamewar that apparently started some where else, for reasons beyond my ken.

Fortunately, I try not to badmouth anyone, so I think I'm less likely to get blindsided by 'their posse.' :)

[Nicole]

10. Yes!

Not to keep track of couples though. My scorecard would be for the whatnot.

I hate posting on a thread, thinking the subject or question is an honest one, only to find out later that it was posted as a insult or jab at someone.

I really hate adding fuel to the flames under false pretenses like that.

[datasuspect]

11. well they advertise enough about their status and such

shouldn't be too hard to suss.

that is, if i actually gave two shits about it.

[Inchworm]

12. I'm still new

I read a lot here and can pick up on some of the couples. I even can understand a little of the whatnot. The mystery is fun though.

:)

[Connonym]

15. Welcome to DU!

[Inchworm]

16. Thank you!

:)

:hi:

[LSK]

13. there are couples here?

:popcorn:

[Ariana Celeste]

14. that's funny

because my boyfriend just signed up the other day :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. So when's his seraphine ass gonna post somethin'?

:shrug:

[Ariana Celeste]

20. haha im sure it won't be long

he's got something going on right now :)

[skygazer]

17. Certainly the whatnot

I've been inadvertantly caught in the middle of someone else's whatnot more than once. :scared:

[LeftyMom]

18. No, because I'm in on the joke.

There aren't any couples on DU. We're all just pretending to fuck with the rest of you.

Why? Because we got bored playing WoW. :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. So wha'd you do

all that time in Florida? :shrug:

[LeftyMom]

22. I was really at the Onion Festival in Walla Walla.

And what happens at the Onion Festival is a third degree secret.

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. What happens at the Onion Festival

stays at the Onion Festival.



Reminds me — the Mushroom Mardi Gras is this weekend. :woohoo: