Post your dream job:

[NightWatcher]

Mine would be working in a Trappist Monastery in Belgium brewing beer all day. Chimay, Orval...any of these would be fine.

Imagine that, beer, work, and silence. I'd happily put in my 12 hour day, toiling in silence and then retire to a modest bedroom for meditation and rest.


Gotta better dream job, post it.

[AllegroRondo]

1. beer taster

:beer:

mmmmm. I think this batch of stout needs a little more fuggles....

[skygazer]

2. Roller coaster reviewer

Travel the world, ride roller coasters, write reviews. The perfect job. :)

[Red State Rebel]

3. I Enjoy What I Do Now

I'm the business manager for a large early childhood education center. We cater to the poorest in the city and I do a lot of work to help get/keep our funding. The great part is when I get tired or stressed, I can go to the nursery and hold babies!

[Lyric]

4. President of the United States of America

But I'll never get it. Too much drama in my past, plus I'm part of The Ebil Homoseckshual Agenduh.

US Senator wouldn't be bad as a second choice. :D

[GoddessOfGuinness]

39. Well, if you ever change your mind...

Do us a favor, and don't try to conceal past dramas. And if anybody questions your sexuality, tell them you're running on the mind-your-own-fucking-business platform.

[Initech]

52. You really want to clean up W's mess? Have at it!

[Jamastiene]

5. Guitar Goddess or Dave Letterman's job. n/t

[mainegreen]

6. Nature photographer.

[Zywiec]

7. Any job where I could travel worldwide

I just to be an international operations manager and spent half my time somewhere in Europe or Asia. The pay wasn't great, but the perks were incredible.

Of course when I was in Belgium I used to drink plenty of Duvel. :beer:

[ScreamingWhisper]

8. WiFi non competitive gaming on the beach-Tester

Basically sit near the surf, under shady palms and play games and surf the net all day.

[NightWatcher]

11. at the beach you wanna play on the 'puter?

I want fruity drinks and a hammock under a shade tree.

[Corgigal]

9. working at a zoo in the nursery

Especially with endangered cat babies. I couldn't imagine missing a single day of work.

[SteppingRazor]

10. I like the one I've got — I'm a member of the dreaded "MSM"

Well, kinda. I work for an altweekly, mainly doing music journalism. I get paid to go to concerts, and people send me free CDs.

[Forkboy]

12. Just talking about this yesterday...my old job in a sex shop.

Just another day in the office :D

[AllegroRondo]

17. did you give product demonstrations?

:evilgrin:

[Forkboy]

20. Can I plead the fifth on that?

Or at least drink a fifth? :)

[supernova]

13. Best-selling novelist

Money's not a problem. Set my own hours; nobody to check up on my work habits. No performance reviews. Complete freedom. work anywhere I want to.

[philosophie_en_rose]

14. Wealthy philanthropist by day; Masked superheroine by night.

:rofl:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

15. singer, musician, artist, actress.

Seriously. I've got talent.

[datasuspect]

16. being datasuspect

[NMDemDist2]

18. full time money manager of my lottery millions

:rofl:

[JVS]

19. dirty joke and song beta-tester

[grace0418]

21. I would travel the world and write about it (assuming I could write). When I was

home, I would take in orphaned big cat cubs until they were old enough to be cared for at the zoo.

[Inchworm]

22. Student

With a salary and a huge bonus paid per class I attend.

:)

[DS1]

23. Peter Hegre's job

and I'll take his wife Luba as well

[Wapsie B]

24. Casting Director for Adult films

Beer Brewmaster would be good too.

:evilgrin:

[SKKY]

25. Centerfielder for the Boston Redsox, or...

...Selma Hayek's Bra

[scarlet_owl]

26. Wildlife rehabilitation.

I would love to care for animals and then release them.

[stuntcat]

54. perfect yah!

Helping animals in any way would be the most fulfilling job.

[geardaddy]

27. Travel writer without the writing.

;)

[Rambis]

28. Simple life

Living in Scotland or Ireland in a rural area well of enough not to work. Read most of the day then walk the dog down to the pub (heated by peat fire) for a bowl of stew and as many Guinness as I feel like then home.

[ceile]

29. Supreme Ruler of the Universe!!!!!!!

You will all bow before me......

Either that or a UN job where I got to travel a lot.:yoiks:

[NightWatcher]

30. All Hail the Supreme Ruler

[spinbaby]

31. Disney Imagineer

Back before Disney became a soulless, blood-sucking corporation.

[billyskank]

32. Stay at home dad

All I need is a beautiful wife with a high paying job.

Think I'll be sticking to the programming. ;)

[DU GrovelBot]

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34. Begging is not a job.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

36. ...

:spray:

[SammyWinstonJack]

41. ..

:spray:

[Broken_Hero]

35. Working for Wizards of the Coast

making/creating Magic Cards, and creating premade quest sets, for D and D.

[Oeditpus Rex]

37. Statistician/official scorer for a ball club

[Deja Q]

38. Photojournalist.

[Xipe Totec]

40. Grovelbot

[Rising Phoenix]

42. professional artist

I'd die to be able to paint and get paid (big) for it....

[TheCentepedeShoes]

43. Travel itenerary planner

In fact, Mr 'pede mentioned just last night that would be a good job for me, because of my interest in geography and things foreign. Also, what a charge I've gotten out of scheduling our vacations in the past. What brought it up was the brouchure we got from my college for a trip to Tahiti and Fr Polynesia. Tech alumni assoc sponsors 3-4 trips a year and we always get the info (never go, no spare $$$) and works with a travel company out of Chicago. Said he was right, that would have been a good career for me. Now there are too many people much younger than I am doing it. :(

[Patsy Stone]

44. Daily Show correspondent

or the second in line for a throne.

[Joey Liberal]

45. Bartender at a topless beach in Bora Bora

Booze, tropical weather and topless broads...........Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Fox Mulder]

46. The job Fox Mulder had on "The X-Files".

I'm serious.

[Guava Jelly]

47. Boytoy for all the DU babes

That would be my Dream job! :)

[ForrestGump]

53. It's actually not as wonderful as it sounds

I mean, it is, but the hours are hell. :D

[Guava Jelly]

Yeah it could be pretty hard

errrrr difficult :evilgrin: :hide::rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

69. dupe

.

[Initech]

48. I want a show on the Food Network where all I do is talk about beer

And going to breweries all over the world, interviewing brewmasters, sampling different beers, telling people how to homebrew, that kind of stuff. That would be fucking sweet.

[My Good Babushka]

49. illlustrator, writer, male-harem keeper.

oh yeah, restaurant critic, too.

[Guava Jelly]

50. You are going to fit in just fine here.

:)
Where do we Males apply for the Harem :7

[My Good Babushka]

55. tee hee

I think I'll just keep you all in the garage until the garbage needs to be taken out.

[wildhorses]

51. art teacher say high school level

yeah, that works

or, a curator in a museum

or, an astronaut

or, a horse trainer

or, a singer in a rock-n-roll band

or, a cowgirl

or, hmmm...i'll get back to you

[idgiehkt]

56. Garcia's job on "Criminal Minds"

I have no idea what it is called that she does, but I'd love to do it.

[S n o w b a l l]

57. running an endangered animal sanctuary in Costa Rica

[SPKrazy]

59. I'll Come And Help

:evilgrin:

ahh, those beaches need me, I'm sure of it, oh and the animals too.

:hi:

[S n o w b a l l]

64. well, let's go now

k?

:hug:

[SPKrazy]

67. Let's GO!

let's blow this pop shop!

:hug:

[Merrick]

58. Product taster in a chocolate factory run by hot big breasted nymphomaniacs

[SPKrazy]

60. Policy Consultant

for major HMO's to straighten them out as to what fair and good healthcare and family policy would be.

[Roon]

61. If I could only get a job in a school cafeteria

I would be as happy as a clam. But you have to know someone to get a city job.

[BlueJazz]

62. The one I have now.

Jazz Musician.

[Tektonik]

63. Sit on my ass at home and get paid

:(

[Release The Hounds]

65. Lead guitarist for Metallica

[chknltl]

66. International Recreational Herb Documenter

I met a guy who does just that! His name is Jason King, we did lunch one day and talked about his job. His life has been VERY cool to say the least! He has three books now: http://www.thecannabible.com/store/

[Generic Brad]

68. Fishing show host

You get to fish all day, meet new people, see new places, have sponsors supply your equipment. Nothing could be finer.

[Callalily]

70. Doing what I'm

doing now, but only in a warmer climate, say . . . the Caribbean. That way I could also work as a snorkeling/scuba diving guide.

[Rob H.]

71. "Billionaire playboy" sounds pretty good

Failing that, doing what I do now but doing it for someone other than my current employer.

[otherlander]

72. Wandering storyteller.

Or beekeeper.