Well, Johnny's in the basement, mixin' up the medicine...

[CanuckAmok]

...

[Momof1]

1. I love that song... eom

[Jim Sagle]

2. "I'm on the pavement thinking about the goverment"

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. I got a woman she's so mean

sticks my boots in the washing machine
fills me with buckshot when I'm nude
puts bubblegum in my food
she's funny
wants my money
calls me honey

[lazarus]

4. Bob

Weird Al's version. All Palindrome lyrics. Bizarre:

Bob:

I, man, am regal - a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see God?
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?

Ah, Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No "x" in "Nixon"
O, stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi," I moan
"A Toyota's a Toyota"
A dog, a panic in a pagoda

Oh no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies - run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog

[CanuckAmok]

5. Go to bed!!

n/t

[lazarus]

6. heh heh

You gotta admit, there's something twistedly genius about "Nurse, I spy gypsies - run!"