University of Wisconsin light bulb jokes!

[TheMightyFavog]

How many UW students does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it depends on the campus.

*At Madison it takes two. One to change the bulb and one more to brag about how they did it every bit as well as any Ivy League school.

*At Oshkosh it takes two thousand. One to change the bulb, and the other one thousand nine hundred and ninety nine to riot, smash the light bulb, and set the bits on fire.

*At Stout it takes ten, one to change the bulb and the other nine to sit around and watch because it is the only entertainment of the evening.

*At Stevens Point it takes zero. They are all too drunk from the night before to give a shit whether or not the lights are on.

*At Whitewater it takes four. One to steal the new bulb from the store, one to drive the getaway car, one to act a a lookout and one to change the bulb.

*At Milwaukee it takes five. One to hold a gun in the face of the store owner, One to steal the new bulb from the store, one to drive the getaway car, one to act a a lookout and one to change the bulb.

*At Eau Claire it takes six. One to change the bulb, the other five to try to figure out the directions.

*At UW-Green Bay it takes four. One to screw it in and three to find an ugly enough lamp shade to match their school colors.

*At River Falls it takes zero. Everybody knows there's no electricity in River Falls.

*At Superior it takes five. Four to strap on snow shoes and hike ten miles each way through twenty foot tall snowdrifts to the nearest store to get the new bulb and one to screw it in. (And that's in May.)

*At Platteville it takes twenty. One to change the bulb and the other nineteen to find a new way to engineer it so it never has to be changed again.

*At LaCrosse it takes 3. One to screw it in, and the other two to giggle because someone said "screw"

*At Parkside it takes zero. They think the bulb looks better in the dark, anyway.

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