I know people are supposed to mellow as they age...

[Kutjara]

...but this is frickin' ridiculous.

http://www.billwymandetector.com/

From sex, drugs, rock and roll and underage girlfriends to...metal detectors. How the mighty are fallen.

[Suich]

1. imo, the only things that mellow with age

are wine and cheese. If you're a crabby person when you're 60, you'll be an even crabbier person each year after that! That site is pretty weird!

:)

[Kutjara]

2. I agree. I am still a bit surprised, however, that...

...a hard-partying former member of the Rolling Stones has become so settled. Next, we'll find out he's a keen model railroader and collects bottle tops. Well, at least we know Mick 'n Keith will go to their graves kicking and screaming.

[Xipe Totec]

3. I thought you said mellow, not marshmallow

good gawd!...

If I ever get that pathetic, sell me as a clay pigeon for Cheney's target practice.

:scared:

[Kutjara]

4. It's a warning to us all.

My wife has standing instructions to shoot me if I start wearing coats like that. I'm also finished if I wear socks with sandals or those yellow-tinted driving sunglasses or checked clothes of any kind. The dangers of incipient geezerism are everywhere.

[Xipe Totec]

5. ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtIdc-tJqhg

[Kutjara]

6. That's a great song. Thanks for the link, Xipe.

And notice, not a single mention of metal detectors in the lyrics.

[Joe Fields]

7. I've forgotten, but who was it that sang, "I'll be mellow when I'm dead?"