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Edited on Mon May-07-07 02:11 PM by Rabrrrrrr
Like the urban myths about drug dealers disguising LSD as "fun tattoo stickers" and handing them out free and willy nilly at elementary schools. I remember my mom being upset and sure of the truth of it - because some of the women at her factory had FAXES ABOUT IT as proof.
So here's my new one:
Homosexuals announce themselves by plugging their laptops into the BOTTOM outlet at coffee shops. By being plugged into the bottom outlet, that means they are on the prowl for sex, whether with another man or preferably a boy child.
Also, if someone has their laptop plugged into the TOP outlet, that means they are dealing drugs, and will also find a way to give your child some drugs FOR FREE to get them hooked. Probably they will put drugs in your child's drink when you go to the bathroom.
NEVER LEAVE YOUR CHILD UNATTENDED IN A COFFEE SHOP!!! THEY WILL EITHER BE RAPED BY A GAY OR GIVEN DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And folks, I know this is true because my aunt sent me a letter about a guy she knows who heard from a businessman, who travels all over the world, that he SAW IT HAPPEN. He watched helplessly while an entire coffee shop of patrons stood idly by in abject horror and sickness while a boy was raped by a gay, until finally a good solid Christian woman prayed and made it stop, but not until after the boy was SCARRED FOR LIFE. The same businessman was also in another coffee shop when he witnessed a top-outlet using laptop owner pour a packet of something into a small girl child's drink. A week later, she was in prison for killing her parents and for theft, after robbing a jewelery store, trying to support a $100,000 a week cocaine habit. She was six years old. AND SHE RENOUNCED JESUS AT HER TRIAL AT THE ADVICE OF HER ACLU-SUPPLIED LAWYER!!!!!!! NO LIE.
Send this note to ten people if you love Jesus. AND THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!!!!! ESPECIALLY IF SOMEONE IS USING THE BOTTOM OUTLET, OR THE TOP OUTLET, FOR A LAPTOP IN A COFFEE SHOP!!!!!!!!!!
How's that for a start?
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