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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 08:27 PM Original message |
Stupid doctor comment of the week: |
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Suich (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 09:05 PM Response to Original message |
1. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 09:17 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Yeah, it gives me the heebie-jeebies all over again just to write about it. But sometimes |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 09:15 PM Response to Original message |
2. Y'gotta love doctors |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 09:20 PM Response to Original message |
4. Factoid of the day: I try to say No Shit, Sherlock at least once a week. |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 09:24 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. "No shirt, Shitlock" works pretty well, too. They haven't said yet whether they'll want to |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 09:22 PM Response to Original message |
5. That's why I never go to doctors. |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 09:24 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. You can always become a crazy cat lady. They're immortal. No need to see a doctor. |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 09:30 PM Response to Reply #6 |
11. Well...let's see. I AM crazy. And I have a cat, who is also crazy. |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 09:26 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. You know I don't make a habit of it, either. I'd grind down the spur myself, but I don't think |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 09:29 PM Response to Reply #8 |
10. I do know that certain patients scare the fuck out of doctors |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 09:36 PM Response to Reply #10 |
15. Hey, I scare the fuck out of everyone at one point or another, so I guess you're right. |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 09:43 PM Response to Reply #15 |
18. You're one of those dudes who could probably perform surgery on yourself |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 09:44 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. Possibly. Is he an Indian? |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 09:55 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. A dreadlocked Jew who wore skirts hiking. |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 10:01 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. NOBODY with any brains fucks with a hardcore Jew. I'm not being facetious here. Was he a |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 10:04 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. Beats me. I just know every woman (and some men) on the mountain wanted him. |
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Nevernose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 09:48 PM Response to Reply #8 |
21. Hey - don't talk shit about the Dremel, man. |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 09:58 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. OK, maybe I just need the Deluxe model. I'll look into it. Scalpels, I already have. |
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Nevernose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 10:22 PM Response to Reply #23 |
26. Fuck it, we can do it! |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 10:58 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. That was so FUCKING funny! Jesus, I laughed until my cheekbones hurt. |
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Kat45 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 11:20 PM Response to Reply #5 |
29. When did you work at MGH? |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 09:27 PM Response to Original message |
9. But you did what First Aid teaches! I think you did right! Sorry for the break! |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 09:42 PM Response to Reply #9 |
17. But First Aid doesn't tell you how much it helps to curse loudly (see reply #3) while |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 09:43 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. Yep! That's why I love ya!! |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 09:31 PM Response to Original message |
12. If the wayback machine was working you could take him back and show him. |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 11:00 PM Response to Reply #12 |
28. Nah, then I'd have to watch it again myself. And once was enough, thank you. |
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jmm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 09:33 PM Response to Original message |
13. The cool part about working for a lab is |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 09:39 PM Response to Reply #13 |
16. No, he has a good reputation as a hand surgeon; he's just a bit shy in the |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-03-07 09:36 PM Response to Original message |
14. he just wants to re break your pinky |
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