Last night I saw an ad on TV for a "personal massage device."

[Oeditpus Rex]

Nah... I'll never get away with it. :blush:

[Deja Q]

1. Hmm. That might come in handy...

:rofl:

[rug]

2. You'll just have to setle for this.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6463095&mesg_id=6463095

[reyd reid reed]

3. That's what happens when you watch late-night

tee vee.

Now...go 'head...

C'mon.

I dare ya.

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Yeah, but PBS?

:shrug:



And, what's the point?

[reyd reid reed]

5. It's everywhere...

but yeah...PBS is a little surprising.

And the point? Why -- to keep me entertained, of course. What else could it be? To scintillate and titillate?

Hmmmmm....maybe....

[Deja Q]

6. Have I got just the key for you!

:spray:

[LaraMN]

7. At our local WalMart, they have shelf space right next to

the lubes, condoms, and pregnancy tests.
But they're not for THAT- oh nooooo...

:P

[Orsino]

8. As long as there's no sex involved...

...I don't see why anyone should have to resign. No worries.