I'm meeting with a Hooker for the first time - what questions should I ask her?

[ohiosmith]

[ThomCat]

1. Is she a cop?

:shrug:

[ohiosmith]

3. Good one. I'll write that down.

[Bicoastal]

2. I know what I would ask, heh heh heh--

"What's the capital of North Dakota?"

That's a potential dealbreaker right there.

[datasuspect]

4. what do i get for $10?

[Wapsie B]

5. Do I get a freebie after 10 appointments?

:evilgrin:

[JVS]

6. "are you really a hooker?"

[trof]

7. "Could I see your health certificate?"

[matcom]

8. what is the velocity of ......

a swallow flying south for the winter?

[trof]

12. alert. Thinly veiled sex ref.

;-)

[matcom]

13. not at all!

I was simply highlighting the SPECIES of bird!

it's important you know :P

[Blue_Tires]

9. in?

[Deja Q]

10. Ask he if she knows me.

:yoiks:

[ohiosmith]

11. Will I get a discount if I mention your name?