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Sparkly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-24-07 08:29 AM Original message |
How do you get rid of a woodpecker?? |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-24-07 08:30 AM Response to Original message |
1. why would you want to? |
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Sparkly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-24-07 08:32 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. I don't want to kill it! |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-24-07 08:35 AM Response to Original message |
3. You can try tacking some sticky paper to the roof |
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THUNDER HANDS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-24-07 08:36 AM Response to Original message |
4. termite-laced underwear? |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-24-07 08:38 AM Response to Original message |
5. It's spring - he's just announcing his territory |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-24-07 08:41 AM Response to Original message |
6. put something on the places he likes to perch |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-24-07 08:43 AM Response to Original message |
7. You want to borrow my cat Evita? |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-24-07 08:46 AM Response to Reply #7 |
8. Thats a pretty scary picture there! |
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Hobarticus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-24-07 08:50 AM Response to Reply #7 |
12. Holy cats..... |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-24-07 09:15 AM Response to Reply #12 |
19. She's really adorable when she wants to be - just seems her eyes are always glowing |
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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-24-07 08:46 AM Response to Original message |
9. a cold shower |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-24-07 08:48 AM Response to Reply #9 |
10. .... |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-24-07 08:50 AM Response to Reply #9 |
11. "I think of my Nana" |
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Hobarticus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-24-07 08:52 AM Response to Original message |
13. Actually, I wonder if he's doing you a favor... |
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One_Life_To_Give (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-24-07 09:35 AM Response to Reply #13 |
20. Bingo - You likely have insects in there |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-24-07 08:58 AM Response to Original message |
14. 16 gauge |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-24-07 09:01 AM Response to Reply #14 |
16. She would be shooting at the house. |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-24-07 09:12 AM Response to Reply #16 |
18. I think she should keep the weapon by her bed |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-24-07 08:59 AM Response to Original message |
15. Put a woodpecker "snack" in the yard. |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-24-07 09:01 AM Response to Original message |
17. I'll trade my rodent for your woodpecker |
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Tyler Durden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-24-07 10:40 AM Response to Original message |
21. You don't have a woodpecker problem: you have an insect infestation. |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-24-07 11:03 AM Response to Original message |
22. With a large, hungry pussycat? |
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