Captain America Arrested With Burrito Stuffed In His Tights

[matcom]

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MELBOURNE, Fla. -- A Brevard County doctor dressed up in a Captain America outfit was arrested with a burrito in his tights. What he allegedly did at the police station got him into more trouble.

Doctor Raymond Adamcik, 54, would probably rather forget about the weekend when he was arrested on charges of battery, disorderly conduct, drug possession and trying to destroy evidence. It's not what you would expect from a doctor or Captain America.

The Palm Bay family physician was at On Tap bar as part of a pub-crawl with other medical professionals. It was a sort of costume party on a bus that would take them around from bar to bar.

Everything was fine until, witnesses said, Captain America started getting too forward with a burrito he kept tucked inside his blue tights, a burrito that ultimately landed him in jail.

It's certainly not the Captain America from the comic books. This one is accused of sinister deeds more fitting of a villain than a superhero.

On Saturday night, when a costume party full of medical professionals stopped at On Tap Cafe, police said Adamcik had a burrito stuffed below the waistband of his costume and was asking women if they want to touch it. When one refused, he allegedly took out the burrito and groped her.

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[PVnRT]

1. Why a burrito?

Wouldn't that get messy?

[meegbear]

5. NAFTA

[underpants]

2. Was that wrong?

[LynneSin]

3. Is that a burrito in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

:eyes:

[Chan790]

4. Oh dear, I'm quippy today.

Do you think if he had eaten the burrito, they'd have charged him with destroying evidence?

The central question remains: "Why does Captain America have a burrito in his trousers?"

Dude, a banana works better. So does an English cucumber or any object not a burrito.

Well, on the bright side (for him)...he did bring his Fourthmeal(TM) with him.

[edbermac]

6. Sir! Drop the chalupa!

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

7. Now that's a big burrito! Or are you pretending to be happy to see me?

:rofl:

[peekaloo]

8. A burrito for the Super Hero, a chilito for the Dr.

just hold the sour cream.