I'm taking applications

[u4ic]

for a laundry folder...

The pay is lousy, but so is the job. Management can't be bothered doing it herself.

Must be willing to start immediately...:D

[fizzgig]

1. i will fold your laundry

if you will load my dishwasher

deal?

[u4ic]

5. Deal!!

:toast:

[fizzgig]

13. sweet!

i hate loading the dishwasher x(

:toast:

[some guy]

2. sign me up

What did I apply for? I couldn't be bothered to read the post, beyond you wanting an applicant. :D

:hi:

[u4ic]

7. A Boy Friday

and Saturday...and Sunday...and Monday...and...


:D


:hug:

[some guy]

9. What else is a good groupie for?

If not to be at your beck and call to satisfy any and all whims?

:hug:

[u4ic]

16. You're hired!!

:bounce: :hug: :toast:


You can also hold my triangle while I practice. :D

[some guy]

17. okey dokey

[NightWatcher]

3. you dont need to fold laundry, do what I did in college

dump your clean clothes in a pile on the floor. Call this the clean pile. As you wear the clothes and they become dirty, stack them on the dirty pile next to the clean pile. When there is no clean pile and only a dirty pile, it's time to do laundry (unless you practice the "sniff test").

ta daa

[u4ic]

8. I don't have enough room for two piles of laundry

My place is the size of a postage stamp...



Thanks, anyway...:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

4. Only if i can fold the lingerie

:7 :hide: :evilgrin:

[u4ic]

11. OK. Start with these:

[some guy]

18. Folded and bagged

we're ready to travel now!



:bounce:

[u4ic]

19. Upstart!

:P


GoPsUx lost the job before he even started... :rofl:

[some guy]

21. I've noticed a lot of folks

wanting to get on your good side.

So I have got to be on top of things if I'm going to stay your #1 groupie...

:rofl:

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:


now, I gotta get this thread locked, before someone more suitable (in a Elvis jumpusit) comes along...



Skinner s*cks

:rofl:

[some guy]

22. a naked babe -

that should get this locked...



:rofl:

[u4ic]

26. With blue balls, no less!

:o

[u4ic]

28. Keep on my good side,

I'll put in a good reference for you...

You may be a valet to the King! :P

[some guy]

29. pfft

I'd rather be groupie to the triangle player. :bounce:


Them Kings is notoriously unpredictable. Always willing to throw anyone in front of a sword so they don't catch it though. :P

[Guava Jelly]

23. As you wish

M'lady
:7

[mzteris]

6. two conditions

I can watch tv while folding and I don't have to put it away!

Wait - ok THREE conditions - wine while folding would be nice.

[u4ic]

12. I don't have any wine handy

however, I'd much prefer to go shopping for some than fold laundry...


You can watch the news and see what us Canucks think of Bush...:-)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

10. I can fold like a bastard.

:D

[u4ic]

14. Oh, I could so get this thread locked...

:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

15. Do it!

:evilgrin:

[u4ic]

20. I might miss a suitable applicant!

x(

[RFKHumphreyObama]

24. I'll do yours if you do mine

Oh hang on, I think that defeats the purpose:)

[u4ic]

25. If you have less than me,

I'll trade! :D

[SPKrazy]

27. would it include

your dainties?

:rofl:

[u4ic]

30. It would!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6448184&mesg_id=6448223

[SPKrazy]

31. i like those

can i see you in them if i do it?

:shrug:

;)

[u4ic]

32. Only with

my petticoat over it...

[SPKrazy]

33. okay...

it's a deal

;)

[datasuspect]

34. only if i can sniff it first

[Whoa_Nelly]

35. If you find someone, may I please have them here on Tuesdays and Saturdays?

Thanks in advance! :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

36. You're looking at this wrongly

If you fold laundry, you get creases.

If you wad it up and stuff it in drawers, you get interesting patterns.

:D

[MissMillie]

37. I'm thinking.....

a very large closet and a lot of hangers


Then just throw the undies into the undies drawer and match the socks.

[Strawman]

38. I've done that professionally before

Shaking farts out of towels at the campus laundry was how I described my job.

[KamaAina]

39. Apparently there are jobs that Canadians aren't willing to do, either

Alert Lou Dobbs at once! :P

edit: header

[Aristus]

40. I'm your man,u4ic.

I fold the laundry at my house. My wife sucks at it. My military training is coming in handy in that regard. Everything at right-angles, and dress-right-dressed. I fold towels so neatly it'd make a Sergeant-Major cry.

Let me fold your laundry!

Please, please, please!

B-)